Blu Kote also helps hide injuries and mask featherless plucked areas.
Chickens are omnivorous scavengers.
They’re compies w feathers that lay daily.
I learned it the hard way, one got it’s foot caught in the coop side inside the coop. I only found the foot and skeleton.😧🫣👀
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I've said it before, but chickens are the epitome of gluttony, possibly envy and greed too. I addored my hens, but I know if I dropped dead in their coop, they'd start pecking at me
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As a child, after seeing chicks peck another sick chick to death (and eat it) I have zero guilt about eating chicken. They’d probably eat us too if they could get away with it lol the little assholes
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I just need everyone who has never raised chickens to know that anti-cannibalism spray exists. 
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My friends entire flock of chickens used to attack her cats whenever they tried to bring home a dead mouse or bird, and as soon as the cat let it go and ran away they'd eat the corpse
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If you think of chickens as mini versions of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park*, identical in every way besides size, you'll have a pretty good mental model of how they behave.
*This metaphor courtesy of the time I watched mine pack hunt a rat and thought "that's unsettling"
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I just need everyone who has never raised chickens to know that anti-cannibalism spray exists. 🐓
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Fran Drescher, who is still living off The Nanny, doesn't think you need streaming residuals.
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This post would have more impact if every democrat president since ronald reagan wasn’t pretty much ronald reagan
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MAGA Republicans in Congress believe the best way to grow the economy is from the top and then watch the benefits trickle down to everyone else.
It just doesn't work.
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While I was at Yahoo, a comms person from a certain ministry got into a lengthy argument with one of the editors over our use of "banned" to describe a new policy. He claimed that the ministry had merely "prohibited" something.
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Americans: ugh, flying United sucks
Canadians: ugh, flying Porter sucks
Europeans: [staring into a bottle by the light of a dying fire] I had hope once. I had joy. I saw sunrises and felt glad to be alive. But that was a long time ago. That was before I flew Ryanair.
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I have incels in my DMs complaining about how Lizzo is unhealthy, for some reason, and I would like to reiterate my original challenge: Do one of her dance routines and play any wind instrument. You can even do it in flats. Show her up
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she once ranked Syrian refugees by hotness for a white nationalist's website
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Props to @kaitlancollins who was in an impossible position but did a heroic job of fact-checking Trump throughout the town hall. No easy task given how many factually untrue things he said in such a short time. Collins was a true pro and showed what a stellar journalist she is.
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Klippenstein got a lot of shit for posting about Feinstein’s staff, but here’s a POLITICO story about one of her staffers who concluded that Feinstein is senile and her CoS is acting as a shadow senator and quit by taking a selfie of himself smoking a joint in her office.
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It's seared into my memory: seeing people I thought of as trans rights activists feeding a toxic pile-on driven by a mix of greed jeaolousy in a purity spiral that almost cost my friend Amanda their life.
Mob violence online is awful.
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Three years ago, a pile-on started on Twitter because I wrote a book about my family that has two trans family members in it.
At the time, I wasn't out as trans yet, so the pile-on was largely a criticism of how I, a cis person, wrote a book about trans people.
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Addendum: We should probably not assume that everyone who is an ally to the LGBTQ community is simply an ally. Sometimes they are & that's great. But sometimes the cis mom who stands up for her trans kid ends up being transmasc and now has a transition path and many suits. Ahem.
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I am proud of the person I've become and I'm glad I stayed - two things I never thought I'd say when I all but crawled into that hospital three years ago.
Back then, I believed everything people said about me and I let that guide me.
Today, I get to be the narrator.
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On May 16, 2023, I will have been alive for three years longer than I had planned to be. That time is a gift, and I haven't wasted it. I've grown a lot. I've taken risks. I've fallen in love. I've cultivated resiliency. I've come out as trans. I'm living a beautiful life.
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"How will we maintain profitability without our child labor force?"
"Do you know how much it will COST to put safety railings around this volcano?"
"Sure, airbags in cars may save lives, but what of the burden on auto makers?"
This is so unserious.
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Every now and then, we still see the original magic of twitter.
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Replying to @hes_the_gay_one @RealLyndaCarter and @Eve6
The Finnish prime minister is getting a divorce so the Eve6 guy was trying to flirt and then Lynda Carter Wonderwoman told him to stay away from the Finnish PM and I laughed about that
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Look how hard it is to get corporations to fairly compensate and pay living writers. Think why the studios are so reticent to budge on the WGA's demands of AI. Without protections and pushback, they will surrender nothing because it's cheaper. That's the end of it
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I'm very tired of people thinking we can beat the AI trend by going "look, we'll just show them it's worse!"
Lots of people know. They don't care. It's cheaper, they view art as commodity and product. It begins and ends there. Suits have been VERY clear on that.
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It's funny to watch people in the replies shouting "It's because they went woke!" or "It's because the new Mandalorian season sucked!" and you drill down into the article and see it's mostly because they lost the rights to show professional cricket league games in India.
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I can play Diablo in another 3hrs!
...but I'm old so I'm probably gonna sleep instead
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Yeah. Mate. Can’t see that working
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Josef Fritzl writes book from prison in attempt to be reconciled with his family theguardian.com/world/2023/may
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Feng shui guy's redesign also doubles up as life advice lol
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If indie tabletop folks can learn anything from the "Time War/Bigolas Dickolas" event yesterday, it's that being obnoxiously psyched about the things you love is vital to creators
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2) stop hate-reading and start hyping.
I don't mean this in a "If you ignore the bully, they'll go away" toxic positivity sense. I mean this in the "Nothing gets me more excited about something than seeing people I like and trust getting excited about it" sense.
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Men with anger issues shouldn't be teachers. Punching your students in the face is inexcusable -_-
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There's no justification to minor abuse and women had been wearing baju Melayu in traditional dance and in kompang group. Cuba Google outfit Tun Teja.
Lagipun It's sopan, menutup aurat what the hell is wrong with it.
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what the fuck do my sister got punched in the face until her kening lebam by her BM teacher bc he wasnt satisfied that no teacher wanted to do anything about her wearing baju melayu to ramah tamah at school. first he complained to the cikgu disiplin but they didnt find harm in it
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cw: abuse against minors
Beyond fucked up that this is supposedly not his first offence.
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what the fuck do my sister got punched in the face until her kening lebam by her BM teacher bc he wasnt satisfied that no teacher wanted to do anything about her wearing baju melayu to ramah tamah at school. first he complained to the cikgu disiplin but they didnt find harm in it
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...the weird obsession with K-shows making idols say goo goo gaa gaa is just wtf
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"Food and housing are human rights. You have earned them just by being alive and being human.
Evil is the system which deprives you of your basic human survival needs by privatizing them."
Demand more.
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It’s not just the equipment — mojo is telling elements of the story as it’s happening. That’s why is such a great journalist.
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How mojo can *really* work: news about train company TransPennine Express losing its franchise broke around 7.30am; mojo supreme @NicholasGarnett happened to be on one of their trains so recorded & filed voxes in 4k from his iPhone. They were in the system by 8am.
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Google #Bard is now available in 180+ countries, they say. Not in the European Union. The reason, according to Google Bard, is them not being able to comply with GDPR data protection law:
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