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Resident Bible Scholar on , also the Internet’s Leading Zac Efron Scholar | Faves are a filing cabinet. 
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What's the song that plays over your last Twitter scroll?
For me it's Boyz II Men & Mariah Carey's "One Sweet Day".
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The thing often missing from the (absolutely valid) critique of CCB (and honestly White Xian Nationalism) is for a subset of Am evangelicals, this type of criticism is EXACTLY what they want. It confirms their position as "counter-cultural" + satisfies a persecution complex.
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So here's the thing: a friend managed to get me into The Chosen premiere next week, but because I'm on a podcast, I am apparently on the press list & I have to interview the cast on the red carpet?
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Ben Moon just discovered that he can lock the HVAC system with a passcode and he just laughed like the moustache-twirling villian from Strawberry Shortcake.
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Oh gah I hadn't even gotten to Mastermind but now I have to go into hiding.
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honestly, good for mike birbiglia
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I could write a doctoral dissertation-length piece on this video holy crap
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The Anti-Hero video is HERE, which I wrote and directed. Watch my nightmare scenarios and intrusive thoughts play out in real time
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I said years ago that when QEII dies and Chuck takes over, I would pledge my fake American fealty if he allowed DNA testing on the Tower bones and so sadly I may have to deliver on that.
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King Charles is said to be 'supportive' of plans for a DNA investigation of bones believed to be those of tragic Princes Edward and Richard
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Interesting end times imaginative play this morning:
Child: You have to bow to me or you're dead.
Me: I only bow to Jesus.
Child: *considers* Well, I work for him and he told me you had to bow to me and I'll give it to him. Okay?
Me: *wait*
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Dumb Internet Nerds:
👎 Being a big sloppy baby about very cool fantasy characters like elves & mermaids.
👎 Emailing podcasters about pronunciations.
👎 Screenshotting Matt Walsh (the dorky one, not the one on VEEP) or other Matt Walsh wannabes & putting them in the timeline.
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LORDY THIS HIT 🎯
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Been thinking a bit more about something I wrote in this piece. IME, evangelical women often have to justify pursuit of higher ed in service of God, but I've noticed something else... christianitytoday.com/ct/2022/august
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I have discovered I have maternal feelings for Lil Nas X.
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Making teaching an untenable profession is part of the strategy to undermine public education. This is a feature not a bug, as they say t.co/KT2g6eMhcx
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My drafts are a dark place:
A podcast about Biblical geography called "I AM the Map"?
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I promise you do not. Walk in freedom.
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I am dying to know what the puppy story was in the latest @PopcastPod 
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Zed from the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S franchise is a case study for the disassembly of toxic white masculinity in the American Evangelical church. In this essay, I will...
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This is why Twitter is great.
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12 years or so ago my son was getting baptized and his godfather-to-be @Nick_Offerman was in the midst of shooting the 2nd season of a little-known new show called Parks and Recreation.
This is the true story of how Ron Swanson wound up leading a baptismal procession.
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Found out this morning that apparently I need to also be concerned with monkey pox and I just don't think I have the capacity for that.
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Everything’s terrible except for this teacher going on Reddit and learning how much her students love her
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I got to interview the spawn from my loins on today. She accidentally convinced me to let her eat candy for lunch in the first 5 seconds. thebiblebinge.com/faithandkids/
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Dear @erinhmoon when you told your daughter that her sensitivity was her superpower even though it sometimes seems like kryptonite, gosh what a moment. I hope it felt as healing for her as it did for me.
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Erect statues of the Moss women in every city in America. I am talking founding father level obsession. Pay off their homes, give them a federal holiday named for them, they belong in the history books as true patriots. We are a grateful nation.
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Just when I think this could not get worse...
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AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas public safety chief says classroom door in Uvalde school shooting was not locked, even as police waited for key.
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JUST IN | The family of the Irondale man killed in the Vestavia Hills church shooting released the following statement: bit.ly/3xZcxuI
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What it's like in my brain:
"Is Ludacris's What's Your Fantasy a modern-day interpretation of Song of Songs?"
*plays song, still knows every word, embarrassingly*
"Okay actually I think that kind of works."
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It's behing a paywall, but if a subscription is financially burdensome, you can email me at hello@erinhmoon.com and we will hook you up, no questions asked.
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Some thoughts on how I became affirming over on my newsletter today:
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Instagram is so dark now. People are out here mixing LaCroix with balsamic vinegar and calling it "healthy Coke." Lord Jesus, deliver your children. Free us from this bondage.
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This whoooooooooole thread.
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We don’t need a silver bullet solution. Any progress will do. Might sound crazy: we can do multiple things together. We always fall back on the argument “there’s no evidence x will work”. HAVE WE TRIED x? EVER? Then no, there’s no evidence it won’t work either. #Buffalo
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My God. My God. My God. My God!
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The #Uvalde timeline offered by Texas officials right now is gutting. There were 19 police officers in the hallway who made the decision not to break into the room, at the same time children inside were alive and calling 911. One begged “please send police now.”
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Lawmakers expect us to harangue them in the immediate aftermath. Do not let up. Do not lose steam. Set a reminder on your phone. Call/text/email every day. Be graciously irritating & annoyingly consistent. What they do is not in your control, but what you do absolutely is.
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ALABAMA PLEASE VOTE THIS MAN OUT OF OFFICE
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TUBERVILLE on what he would tell parents of victims from Uvalde: “I'm willing to say that I'm very sorry it happened. But guns are not the problem, ok? People are the problem. That's where it starts—And we've had guns forever. And we're gonna continue to have guns.”
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"In lament and litany, we discover we have the power to act." –
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Stay angry. Stay tender. Do not let anyone shame you for trying to find a solution when your heart is broken.
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I could not be more weary of people telling me to stop "politicizing" these shootings when politics is the reason we are here.
We have decided that politicians will be the ones who hold the solutions, so explain to me my other choices.
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Did you know you can process your heartbreak by calling and advocating and praying and protesting and weeping?
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Did you know that lament can stir movement within us?
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Did you know that grief and action are not mutually exclusive?
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Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. My God. This is too much. These babies. What are we doing?
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