I hate to say it, but man... my beard feels good today.
@barbiebobomb I treat my beard better than, like, the rest of my entire fuggin' body. *crawls inside a Doritos bag and goes to bed*
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@ericsapp You're like a hobo with a fantastically groomed beard. HIGH FIVE - Show replies
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