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Strategic intelligence analyst. Author. Speaker. Bassist. Warning: humor and rants. http://www.competitivefutures.com 

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    1. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      This is about telling traitors and the authoritarians who abetted them during this Russian Op that NO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. WE WON'T LET YOU.

      8 replies . 228 retweets 848 likes
    2. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      Because WE THE PEOPLE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT. That all men and women and all ethnicities and religions are created equal.

      12 replies . 246 retweets 947 likes
    3. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      We are entitled by Nature's God to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, freedom from fear, freedom from want, freedom from abuse.

      6 replies . 150 retweets 594 likes
    4. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      The TRUTH is that our government should work for all people equally based on the strength and decency of their ideas, and nothing else.

      7 replies . 204 retweets 791 likes
    5. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      The truth is that science, philosophy, and rule of law are the greatest gifts of the Gods to Man, and that we should live according to them.

      4 replies . 177 retweets 708 likes
    6. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      The truth is that America will never be ruled as a dictatorship or a kleptocracy for as long as patriots draw breath - and they are legion.

      36 replies . 482 retweets 1,562 likes
    7. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      The truth, Mr. Trump, is that YOU FUCKING SUCK AS A BUSINESSMAN AND YOUR TAX RETURNS SHOW THAT. Also, there's a pee tape; that's true.

      26 replies . 312 retweets 1,345 likes
    8. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      (Ed. Note: I only have many sources on the tape; his bankruptcies are the proof of him sucking hard at business.)

      11 replies . 117 retweets 660 likes
    9. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      The truth is that America has just had the TRUTH assaulted by hateful thugs, perverse autocrats, would-be plutocrats. We will prevail.

      5 replies . 227 retweets 769 likes
    10. Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28
      Replying to @ericgarland

      Because gaslighters aren't that smart for ever: just until you wise up. And you say NONE SHALL PASS. NOPE. NO MORE. THE LIES STOP HERE.

      13 replies . 164 retweets 740 likes
      Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland Jul 28

      And you do it for your kids. Your friends. Your neighbors. Strangers. For your country. You say, NO. I will speak the truth.

      1:58 pm - 28 Jul 2017
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      39 replies . 176 retweets 729 likes
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        2. Tim Owens‏ @tgowens27 Jul 28
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      1. USMC_SS1‏ @USMC_DD1 Jul 28
        Replying to @ericgarland

        Nice Thread Eric. Great info, well put.

        0 replies . 4 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Mark L. Sanders II‏ @knxlvl Jul 28
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        The Truth. The whole Truth. And nothing but the Truth. So help me God.

        0 replies . 2 retweets 6 likes
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        2.  💦 🌿 Penny  🦉 🔥‏ @fastwatermoon Jul 28
          Replying to @ericgarland

          This is important. If I had know abt this disorder I wouldn't have spent 22 yrs w my ex. Arrived at NOPE and left. We have to wake up now!

          2 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Melanie Restall  🦅‏ @melaniesrestall Jul 28
          Replying to @fastwatermoon @ericgarland

          Same, though less years. Boundaries!!! ✊🏽✊🏼✊🏾

          0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
        4. End of conversation
      3. Lolly‏ @dlian3 Jul 28
        Replying to @ericgarland

        Brilliant. YOU HAVE THE BEST WORDSpic.twitter.com/M15Bo0szPJ

        0 replies . 1 retweet 5 likes
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      4. Paige‏ @TwymanPaige Jul 28
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      5. patty p @dubie1151‏ @dubie1151 Jul 28
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        I will until the day I die, never lie to children and not keeping a promise is teaching children to lie. #ResistanceWon #trumpTyranny

        0 replies . 1 retweet 3 likes
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      6. mandy burnett tonjes‏ @ladybugmama97 Jul 28
        Replying to @ericgarland

        Well done.pic.twitter.com/nXTgp0SPCA

        0 replies . 1 retweet 3 likes
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      7. Lois Winkler‏ @Hoi_Pollois Jul 28
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      8. Think4Yourself‏ @RGBThink Jul 28
        Replying to @ericgarland

        You do...we listen

        0 replies . 1 retweet 3 likes
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      9. DrJules‏ @DrJules1968 Jul 28
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        And THIS is what defines a patriot. Keep the faith, cousins. Signed with love, your Aussie mates & allies.

        0 replies . 1 retweet 2 likes
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      10. JulieL‏ @JulieLinden5 Jul 28
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        I hope you feel better. I do. I was up most of the night watching CSPAN. It was greatpic.twitter.com/rp0Zzv6Ci5

        0 replies . 1 retweet 2 likes
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      11. Laura  ❤️ 🇪🇺‏ @cloud_swatch Jul 28
        Replying to @ericgarland

        Excellent thread, thank you 👍

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      12. Resist Corp.‏ @crypticcat Jul 30
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        That was a speech of Presidential order. Damn, I got chills. Bravo!

        0 replies . 1 retweet 1 like
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      13. No Bot! UR the Bot!‏ @ursaluna Jul 29
        Replying to @ericgarland

        👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯💯💯💯💯 Just the tonic needed this morning! Thank you!

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      14. EU Queen‏ @VeeCee30 Jul 29
        Replying to @ericgarland

        *Stands and applauds 👏

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        2. jo‏ @cats4covfefe Jul 28
          Replying to @ericgarland

          I wish ppl umdetstood abput gas lighters long ago..but better late than never. One can't imagine it unless sometimes a personal experience

          1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
        3. jo‏ @cats4covfefe Jul 28
          Replying to @cats4covfefe @ericgarland

          Because it goes against what normal ppl do and feel. Ppl often think their own judgement is wrong when experiencing

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. jo‏ @cats4covfefe Jul 28
          Replying to @cats4covfefe @ericgarland

          I love your rants. They sound like messages left on a therapists phone.

          2 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Amy W‏ @AmyW36 Jul 28
          Replying to @cats4covfefe @ericgarland

          I can't stop chucking at your tweet. It Does sound like messages left on a therapist's answering machine!

          1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
        6. jo‏ @cats4covfefe Jul 28
          Replying to @AmyW36 @ericgarland

          It's all of us. We are so frustrated and angry and hold it in. And then ONE more thing happens. The wall breaks & it all comes tumbling out

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
        7. Amy W‏ @AmyW36 Jul 28
          Replying to @cats4covfefe @ericgarland

          I know it, and when Eric goes off, he's so freaking funny you want to laugh/scream in concert with him.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
        8. Amy W‏ @AmyW36 Jul 28
          Replying to @AmyW36 @cats4covfefe @ericgarland

          And in the end he always comes back to reaffirming principles and foundations--safe, comforting, reassuring, and usually properly directed.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
        9. jo‏ @cats4covfefe Jul 28
          Replying to @AmyW36 @ericgarland

          Yep...lets you express feelings within a safe space ... and then ready to move on to next challenge. Lol

          0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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