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Strategic intelligence analyst. Author. Speaker. Bassist. Warning: humor and rants.

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    Oh, Polly.... 3 Sticks cracking his knuckles....

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    Replying to @Shakestweetz
    That's a sinister thing to say, and it's a dangerous thing not to prominently cover, and it's a terrible thing for us to become inured to.
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    3 hours ago

    Worth noting on Sessions recusal: DOJ requires officials to recuse from investigations of a campaign if they served as a campaign adviser.

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Sometimes, your SF-86 is upsettingly uncomplicated.

    Top secret background check reveals service member has no friends
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  6. 2 hours ago

    Because of course

    U.S. says ExxonMobil violated Russia sanctions while Tillerson was CEO
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  7. 2 hours ago
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    Joking aside, this is literally the stuff we could be doing as humans instead arguing about Trump and Russian spy dingdongs.

    24 replies 37 retweets 372 likes
  8. 2 hours ago

    OK. Team! Let's 1. Defeat traitors and restore democracy! 2. Destroy our ETERNAL ENEMY...I-95!!!

    Just received verbal govt approval for The Boring Company to build an underground NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop. NY-DC in 29 mins.
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  9. 4 hours ago

    Disappointment lies ahead for some.

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  10. 4 hours ago

    People ask: "OMG, what if Trump just fires Mueller?" Adam Schiff already told us. They'd just hire him AGAIN.

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  11. 4 hours ago

    "Kids, today we'll be looking into Trump's finances, with America's Sweetheart, the Treasury FinCEN Death Robot of Death!"

    26 replies 124 retweets 418 likes
  12. 4 hours ago

    Mueller to Trump: BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦅🦅🦅🦅🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Oh, you mean these finances right here?

    BREAKING from Bloomberg: Mueller has expanded his probe into Trump's business transactions
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    4 hours ago

    What kind of journalist doesn't ask an immediate follow up question about this? I get letting him hang himself, but come on!

    Guys, Trump thinks health insurance costs $1/month but you save it up and by the time you are 70 you "get a nice plan" HE'S THE PRESIDENT
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    4 hours ago

    Reported number of new national security secrets created in 2016 was the lowest in the past 4 decades

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  15. 4 hours ago

    "And that, children, is the brief moment when DIRFBI was the shittiest job in Washington."

    Senate Judiciary Committee approves the nomination of President Trump's choice to head the FBI.
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    WE HAVE AN IDIOT TRAITOR NEXUS, I DO BELIEVE. I guess this is why Paul is all about knocking down the Mueller investigation. Duly noted.

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    Burt most likely brought The World's Dumbest Triple Agent, Carter Page to Trump as the Putin messenger boy. HUH. 🤔

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    Richard Burt was the guy brought on by Jeff Sessions to write a Russia-friendly speech at the RNC. HUH. 🤔

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  19. 5 hours ago
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    Hey wow, Rand Paul works with a RU-linked foreign policy advisor who works with Russia lobbyist Richard Burt. HUH. 🤔

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    Hey wow, Rand Paul thinks bringing a country under attack from Russia is against US interests, because peace. HUH. 🤔

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