Eric GarlandVerified account

@ericgarland

Strategic intelligence analyst. Author. Speaker. Bassist. Warning: humor and rants.

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Joined October 2008

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    Worth noting on Sessions recusal: DOJ requires officials to recuse from investigations of a campaign if they served as a campaign adviser.

  5. Sometimes, your SF-86 is upsettingly uncomplicated.

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    Joking aside, this is literally the stuff we could be doing as humans instead arguing about Trump and Russian spy dingdongs.

  7. OK. Team! Let's 1. Defeat traitors and restore democracy! 2. Destroy our ETERNAL ENEMY...I-95!!!

  8. People ask: "OMG, what if Trump just fires Mueller?" Adam Schiff already told us. They'd just hire him AGAIN.

  9. "Kids, today we'll be looking into Trump's finances, with America's Sweetheart, the Treasury FinCEN Death Robot of Death!"

  10. Mueller to Trump: BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦅🦅🦅🦅🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Oh, you mean these finances right here?

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    What kind of journalist doesn't ask an immediate follow up question about this? I get letting him hang himself, but come on!

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    Reported number of new national security secrets created in 2016 was the lowest in the past 4 decades

  13. "And that, children, is the brief moment when DIRFBI was the shittiest job in Washington."

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    WE HAVE AN IDIOT TRAITOR NEXUS, I DO BELIEVE. I guess this is why Paul is all about knocking down the Mueller investigation. Duly noted.

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    Burt most likely brought The World's Dumbest Triple Agent, Carter Page to Trump as the Putin messenger boy. HUH. 🤔

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    Richard Burt was the guy brought on by Jeff Sessions to write a Russia-friendly speech at the RNC. HUH. 🤔

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    Hey wow, Rand Paul works with a RU-linked foreign policy advisor who works with Russia lobbyist Richard Burt. HUH. 🤔

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    Hey wow, Rand Paul thinks bringing a country under attack from Russia is against US interests, because peace. HUH. 🤔

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