Eric Fell

@ericfell

Writer. Comedian. Troublemaker. Unholy Shitstorm of Awkwardness. Creator of The Critical Hit Show and The Gentlemen Hecklers.

Vancouver
Joined July 2008

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  1. Specificity helps paint a picture in the mind. "She stroked my face" lacks the majesty of "she thumbed the rim of my nostril."

  2. 3 years ago tonight I sat down with & and riffed a movie at . Happy birthday, fellow !

  3. Watching Revenge of the Sith with a 7 year-old. Even she was laughing at the Anakin/Padme scenes.

  4. Saw the Pumpkin Pie at and immediately had a "crying and eating pie" relapse.

  5. If you have a Pumpkin Pie with a D20 in it at your wedding, you have already won at life.

  6. For his vows at the , pledged his Strength, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, and Cha to . Wonderful!

  7. Boy, did I go through some shit last night eating those chips:

  8. Chip Update: The Beef Powder taste is gone. The pie is gone. The tears are gone. Everything is gone. I am empty.

  9. Chip Update: Had a waking dream about the next 9000 years of civilization. Still eating Pie. Still Crying. I might be the Kwisatz Haderach.

  10. Chip Update: Stared into the Abyss. The Abyss Stared back. Beef Powder All The Way Down. Still eating pie. Still crying.

  11. Chip update: coming down from NO2. Still crying. Still eating pie. Still taste only Beef Powder. Staring into Abyss.

  12. Chip update: THINGS ARE OKAY. still eating pie.

  13. Chip Update: added whipped cream to the pie. Not sure if Beef Powder taste is gone or if it's just the Nitrous Oxide from canister talking.

  14. Chip Update: the chocolate milk isn't working Still taste only Beef Powder. Now eating an entire Pumpkin pie and crying.

  15. Chip Update: molten steel hard to find at this hour. May go with chocolate milk instead (pray for me).

  16. Chip update: the Beef Powder taste from the Poutine chips won't leave my mouth. Considering drinking molten steel to cleanse the palate.

  17. I'm not the only one being hardcore tonight.

  18. POTATO CHIP FLAVOR DUEL UPDATE: Scalloped Potato tastes like salty potato chips. Poutine Tastes like Mr Noodle Powder on salty potato chips.

  19. Oh God I Miss The Cheeseballs.

  20. Goddamn it. Now I have to go buy a top hat.

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