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    Eric Andre‏Verified account @ericandre Feb 14

    One more for @chancetherapper #proof 😂😂😝#notaprank @rosariodawsonpic.twitter.com/Udcbhtbezu

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    1:33 PM - 14 Feb 2017 from Los Angeles, CA
    116 replies 1,974 retweets 8,370 likes
    1. satan₆⁶₆‏ @AyyKenzieee Feb 27
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      @hippiehaley420

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    2. Dave Algonquin‏ @the_real_matt_m Feb 17
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      yo @Call_Me_KCass

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    3. Shelby James‏ @OmegaShelby Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      I see you Eric 👀

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    4. #1fan4life‏ @n1fan4life Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      wtf it's this means war with all light skinned brothers. I liked her first

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    5. Right Hand Arm, Man‏ @shaolinmonk_808 Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      more important... what is her stance on ranch dressing? Bro.

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    6. Hakuna Matata‏ @DMVRedbone Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @moonmanboy and

      This raisised my self-esteem

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    7. [JamesDropkick]‏ @_rumhamm_ Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      some of us are just fortunate enough to find our significant others in the unlikeliest of places

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    8. Jeff‏ @soda_slut Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      Living the dream! She's so good in Trance and not just in her nude scene.

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    9. Tayvontae Savage‏ @shampaange Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      she ain't tryna kiss those pubes on yo face😂😂😂

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    10. e girl‏ @thanksdeer Feb 15

      ya i think it is

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    11. Carlos Scott‏ @NVisionMarketin Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      ohhh

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    12. Clueless4life‏ @Clueless0114 Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      eric is like the weird kid in class but this man must have some next level pick up lines

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    13. kim‏Verified account @kim Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      aw.

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    14. Love is THC‏ @WhoIsBuddha Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper

      pic.twitter.com/UkLgnaCXgT

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    15. Triple A  🇺🇸‏ @Trucableguy Feb 15
      Replying to @ericandre @chancetherapper @rosariodawson

      wtf really?

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