for the love of GOD someone has to livestream the father of the bride speech. there is no way he mentions tiffany even once.
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For a guy who doesn’t like it when I bring up things from the past, my husband sure loves watching WWII movies
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For a man who doesn’t it when i bring up the past, y husband sure loves watching WWII movies over and over again
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Let’s do this Wednesday!
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couple months ago I read an article by a woman who claimed she was done folding laundry because it was one of those household tasks that waste precious time.
Let me just say ‘fold your fucking clothes because digging through four drawers like this takes a hell of a lot longer
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Hi i missed the 48 hour window to bid for an upgrade - for my Oct 28 flight — is there any way to still do that or just keep my fingers crossed for the e upgrade request ?
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I just sat straight up in bed because I was sure I had one of those thoughts that would make a great tweet but really I think I need to pee.
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I’d love to rewrite some of the top dramas where characters simply locked the door before engaging in a secret kiss /devious behaviour and see how quickly it ruined everything
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This is simply the best
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My wife’s coworker Kevin is legit the best dude on the planet. Got us a $400 bottle of wine for our anniversary. (I didn’t like it but I’m not really a wine guy)
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I guess I’ll be going back down to my storage locker to get my shorts for this week
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When you are in a hotel with a bed to yourself and nowhere to be in the morning … you will wake up at 6:09am
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Really which I had set up my FACEID with food in my mouth - would have saved me just getting chocolate on my screen (not the first time)
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Live event coming up? I’ve still got some prime dates available this holiday season!
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I wonder if, as a child, I showed up early to an appointment & caused a murder or something equally traumatic. I just looked at the clock & thought 'If I leave now, I'll be early and have time to park' then thought ... OR - maybe reorganize this bookshelf real quick.
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i remember a day when being left at home while someone you loved went to a concert was the worst thing on earth.
now it’s 7:58pm and i’m making popcorn to watch a chick flick alone and i truly feel like i’m living my best life
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Really can't wrap my head around making Monday a federal holiday - after two years of struggles for small business, are you going to be giving everyone a paid day off or pay them overtime?
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I just apologized to the Mr Lube guy like I cheated on him because i was late getting my oil changed
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the washroom at this Mr Lube is exactly as clean (and slippery) as you think it would be.
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this may not be the right place to share this - but my pin code is 8352
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the level of bad boy I'm looking for is "intentionally starts Wordle 5 mins before midnight & calls it 'going hard mode.'"
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lbs i meant paJamas
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it’s so crazy how we post old pictures of ourselves and mock them - like that’s a young person with hopes and dreams and how dare we? clearly here i dreamt of colouring a landscape that matched my panama’s and i was making that dream come true
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this really made my day
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trying to check in for my flight but it keeps saying ‘check in failed’ … is AC 7997 still a go tomorrow?
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The Tech Show from the 2020 @WpgComFest airs this Friday at 9pm local time! Hosted by @Erica_Sigurdson, it will have you laughing at the highs and lows of hi-tech! 
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what’s the youngest person who actually has a cheque book?
Anyone in their 20’s?
help me find out
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heading to Toronto for three days then Moncton for a wedding - strategically packed only carry on - will attempt to always do this as A) I almost always leave 70% of stuff i packed unworn
B) I do not want my suitcase to go AWOL
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i’m on an flight to Toronto
FACT - the window seat is open
FACT - the woman in the middle refused to move over even though i suggested it
FACT - she just started flossing her teeth next to me.
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how i wake up for an early morning flight -
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the advantage of being in your 40’s in Vancouver is when you run into old friends you can tell them you just downsized to your apartment and it sounds better than ‘I’ve never had a yard’
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something that a lot of women won’t ever tell you is that sometimes in a public washroom we really have to pee, pull down our pants and then sit on a closed toilet seat lid and we still get mad - we want the toilet seat down not the whole lid god damn it
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at some point almost every adult needs to accept the fact that their parents will show up 30-40 minutes before the time you agreed in upon
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the woman in front of me on the ferry has made /answered multiple phone calls on speaker phone. This is so aggravating yet when she asked if i minded I answered like a typical Canadian and said ‘of course not’
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super exciting & what a blessing working with every one on this show!
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Sharing some nice news from last night... twitter.com/CornerGas/stat…
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we just saw the most brilliant ferry hack -
- sometimes when regular reservations are sold out you can still get over height reso’s so a guy had a lawn chair fully set up tied to his roof so he was over 7’ tall
BRILLIANT
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Costco has Plan B for $8 and you can get 2 at a time. No membership needed
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TWITTER-VERSE - We are 1 bridesmaids dress short and looking for a lightly used ARITZIA BABATON HAMPSTONS in a Starboard colour Dress in a 14 or 16 ... please retweet and help us track down this for a wedding in 3 weeks!
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whenever i see those videos of women running to meet their man and jumping up so they are being spun around and carried i wonder if they’d practiced it before ? like i’m pretty sure if I ran @ J and jumped up like that it would be assault & we’d both be hurt
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i consider myself a positive person but come on can we get some sunshine pleaaaaase
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