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@equalizingjokes

Portland OR
Joined September 2014
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  1. 2 Dec 2016

    Un petit malheur, encore un, sans remede

  2. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2016

    WHY GO TO BED WHEN I CAN THINK OF THOUSANDS OF WAYS TO HANDLE SITUATIONS THAT DON'T EXIST

    3 replies 905 retweets 1,629 likes
  3. 28 Sep 2016

    All of my tweets ever have happened outside of one emotional standard deviation. These are the 32%

  4. 28 Sep 2016

    There is snot on my nice dress, my nice backpack, his shirt, his other shirt, etc. The crying has stopped the snot has not.

  5. 28 Sep 2016

    I was the girl crying and yelling on the stairs down to the last Bart leaving 16th and Mission tonight

    1 reply
  6. Retweeted
    11 Jun 2016

    Spent lunch playing Robyn songs on this freaky thing in the SU. 10/10 would recommend

    1 retweet 7 likes
  7. Retweeted
    27 Apr 2016

    Coolest senior thesis yet? Evan Peairs ‘16 designs musical bell plate shaped as it sounds:

    4 retweets 7 likes
  8. Retweeted
    3 Apr 2016

    We're taking a consumer-first approach to the next several minutes

    72 retweets 171 likes
  9. Retweeted
    27 Apr 2016

    Don't know how to make a tweet for something this good. Just read this high art and journalism on 2016 bay area tech

    2 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
  10. Retweeted
    10 Apr 2015

    Hey, guys. There's still time to turn "selfie stick" into a euphemism for a dildo.

    3 replies 58 retweets 94 likes
  11. 23 Apr 2015

    of course the people moaning the most about thesis turn it in a week early.

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    12 Apr 2015

    The nagging suspicion that your friends aren't just uncivilized but feral.

    8 retweets 12 likes
  13. 10 Apr 2015

    @Realilnug ok ok

  14. 10 Apr 2015

    @Realilnug eta u dweeb?

  15. 10 Apr 2015

    @Realilnug not always tho also my thing is canceled so I'm around tonight

  16. 10 Apr 2015

    @Realilnug also I have a thing tomorrow at 11 so I can't do sushi

  17. 10 Apr 2015

    @Realilnug when u getting in? I'm busy til 10:30

  18. 8 Apr 2015

    @Realilnug omg that shirt!!! throwback

  19. Retweeted
    5 Apr 2015

    That Moment When You Can't Sleep Soo You Start Doing Math.

    1,068 replies 7,942 retweets 10,892 likes
  20. 1 Apr 2015

    tbh ppl who chose technical niche words for thesis word lottery are so fucking boring

    1 like

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