Eppie Vojt

@eppievojt

President at , a company, Founder at . I'm probably in your SERPs

Charlotte, NC
thesimpledollar.com
Joined April 2008
Born on February 28, 1981
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 20

    It's like uber, except instead of random passengers, they're my kids and they don't pay me any money. Also, there's no app. Fund it?

    2 replies 11 likes
  2. May 30

    I want to start my own competing show called World of Dans, where only guys named Dan compete to see who's the best dancer

    7 likes
  3. May 24

    CNN, you've clearly outdone yourself. How am I supposed to NOT click this????

    1 reply 5 retweets 13 likes
  4. May 22
    Replying to

    . was this a slide in a presentation about how to make terrible slides?

    2 replies 7 likes
  5. May 12

    That moment when you realize you're already halfway through your term life policy. When did I get so old?

    3 likes
  6. May 9

    It would be hard to script a worse, more bizarre first 109 days as president than this.

    4 likes
  7. May 9

    This does not feel like a functioning republic. Not even close, really.

    1 like
  8. May 4

    Telling that the only people celebrating right now are Trump and the legislators who passed it. No one willing to admit they like this

    1 reply 1 like
  9. May 4
    Replying to

    The GOP was so eager to remove anything with Obama's name attached to it that they didn't care to solve the real problem, just claim victory

    1 like
  10. May 4

    AHCA wrongly assumes market dynamics are same in healthcare as they are in the widget industry. Bill does nothing to fix underlying problems

    1 reply 2 likes
  11. May 4

    When you check in for the return flight before you've boarded the departing flight... 😒

    1 like
  12. May 1

    PSA:

    1 like
  13. May 1

    Happy birthday to the homie, . Another year wiser.

    1 reply
  14. Apr 28

    James Conner IS Pittsburgh. Congrats

    2 likes
  15. Apr 24
    Replying to

    A worthy read on this topic (I guess the style is called "narrative podcasting"):

    2 likes
  16. Apr 24

    Why don't more podcasters copy the NPR style of cutting up interviews into just interesting quotes, summarizing the filler? Like a newspaper

    2 replies 6 likes
  17. Apr 19

    One of the smartest SEOs I know tweeted 17 times in 2 years. One of the worst SEOs I know crushes that in 2 hours. Y'all are confused.

    7 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
  18. Apr 17
    Replying to

    ...trying to exit the plane before the row in front of you has cleared. None of this is hard. What about flying makes people extra stupid?

    5 replies 6 likes
  19. Apr 17

    Amazed at the dumb things people do when flying. Group 6 lining up when group 2 is called. Ordering a drink when the cart is 4 rows away

    3 replies 3 likes
  20. Apr 12

    Running ads on competitor brand terms? Include a discount code in the ad copy. Need to provide a reason to be disloyal.

    3 replies 8 retweets 24 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    oh my god give the Caldecott award for children's literature right now

    74 replies 1,208 retweets 2,022 likes

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