Ahh yes. Benefits open enrollment season - the time of year that reminds us that: 1. You don't have an emergency contact nearby. 2. You don't have a spouse. 3. You don't have any dependents. and if you want any of these you better f*cking figure it out by early November.
Replying to @candacerthomas
You are signing yourself up to borrow all of our kids 
8:28 PM - 29 Oct 2019
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