Alison Berge

I just wrote the hardest sentence of f my life and I don't even get a tshirt?

#thatmoment where you needed to talk to someone and no one was available

Are we calling this hail, freezing rain or "wintery mix"? Or should we just say nasty... #brooklyn

My feeling are complicated. @SAVEURMAG ran a article that casually drops Hells Bells by GnR. Damn, the fruit sounded good but that's AC/DC.

I live in a fucking one bedroom apartment so why can't I find anything?

Wow, there is traffic at 6:50 on Halloween? Let's honk at trick-or-treaters because that will help! #parkslope #keepitclassy

How much I like JT solo music and performance just makes me wonder which 1D member will win the Iron Throne. #ishouldbeinbed #netflix

Thank you @chelseahandler and @aishatyler for about a frank talk about why you haven't have kids and other thoughts!

Sharing the same sign as my boyfriend really makes astrological predictions seem 10x more ridiculous than ever.

# that moment where you said you'd be in bed soon but you just wanted to catch up on Teen Wolf

#that day when the family above you moved out and you realize you can play everything loud as hell for a week

Cortisone, my old friend. I'm annoyed that I need you but so relieved that this time it's just a cream on my shoulders.

If someone asked me to believe in a higher power the answer would be soup. Soup (of all kinds) helps everyone and thing.

Hashtag that moment you are having an incredibly stupid Twitter fight with your BF from the same bed...

Honey NO ONE wants hairy cream cheese! #REALrealttalkhttps://twitter.com/countryndacity/status/767017851190476800 …

I'm now a trivia host without a trivia home. But we have a theme song!

I'm sweating while waiting for a train. It IS actually summer. #nyc

After buying candy @countryndacity quote: I know my gummy candy, baby

My boyfriend just slithered out of bed saying "IIII KNOWWW WHAAAT WE HAVE!" And came back with the gummy bears.