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My left nut may have periodically popped out of my swim shorts on my bike ride to the Q via south williamsburg. Apologies to all affected!
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reject modernity embrace tradition
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should i drive to the beach (rockaways) today or bike (coney) and if i drive should i bring sophie (i won’t be able to go into the water if i do) 🗣🗣
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is this how Marilyn Monroe felt?
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🚨 signal boosting 🚨
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why are there bushwick twinks at this subway in Mamaroneck
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madonna after dropping True Blue:
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at some point eric adams is gonna have to pretend like the city is no longer lawless and it’s got its swagger back thanks to him right? like how long can the constant fearmongering make him look good at his job 😭
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sorry for being a car CUCK but i love to pick people up from the airport
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(leftistly wringing my hands): what will the new york times subscribers thing
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idk i think blocking the subway is mostly fine and people are hella soft and/or disingenuously invoking impact on poor and working class people to defend the status quo but that’s just me!
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filled up my 500ml to go diet coke with my 2L diet coke in the fridge…god knew what He was doing with me!!
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being nonbinary must be so fucking hard bc not only do you owe us androgyny but you also owe two months rent
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my dad wanted to name me Gunner 💯
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WHAT WAS YOUR ALMOST NAME??!!
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