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    Aug 16

    So I accidentally wrote a book:

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    Aug 24

    1999 furries: my character is a 60,000 year old magical cybernetic rainbow-furred vixen goddess from space with a gunkatana forged inside a black hole by her murdered father 2018 furries: my fursona is pudgy vixen who works as an LPN while struggling to pay off her student loans

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    Aug 25

    My Extremely Not Online husband this morning asked, "Who's Jordan Peterson?"

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  4. 17 hours ago

    You OK, Youtube?

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    Aug 20
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    Context here is really important. Neither authors nor reviewers are traditionally paid for contributions to scholarly journals. helps connect users with legal, freely accessible copies. Open Access has a specific meaning in the academic context

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    Aug 20

    As part of this work, we are releasing a new dataset that sheds light on these citations by their accessibility level and topic.

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    Aug 20

    When following a link to the official version of a scholarly article, readers are twice as likely to hit a than one they can freely read. via

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    Aug 24

    i love describing cicadas to people in places that don't have them. big bugs that scream until they die every summer. and every 17 years, millions crawl out of the ground and you have to shuffle down sidewalks through their dying and screaming bodies

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    Aug 25

    Which side are you on?

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    Aug 25

    you'd think that by naming it, we'd gain power over anhedonia—but it's as paralysing as ever, it won't be banished, it cripples gods and turns animals to stone

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    20 hours ago

    brain: anyways, we'll start tonight's update with a complete list of every embarrassing thing you've ever done, starting with dumb shit you did as a infant me: can you at least pretend not to enjoy this so much brain: you fell on your ass trying to take your first steps

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    20 hours ago

    me: you know, sigmund freud was really right about you. you're a sick asshole brain: but without me, where would you be now adam me: you're still a sick asshole

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    20 hours ago

    me: where is the opt out button brain: there is no opt out button, plus i've thrown in a really fucked up dream as a bonus

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    Aug 25

    Hero drowned by water-spirits, who draw him down a polite society.

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    Aug 25

    the Demiurge is quote tweeting your life right now with obscenities and his fragments are retweeting

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    20 hours ago

    me: ok its time to go sleep brain: update before shutdown -- here is a revised list of everything that bothers you -- past, present, and future

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    Aug 25

    words that sound sexual but arent: sessile languid any french word chupacabra dungarees

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  18. 19 hours ago

    What (Else) Cells At Work Can Teach Us - YouTube

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  19. Aug 25

    Suspiria - Official Trailer | Amazon Studios - YouTube

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  20. Aug 25

    Miyazaki, Lineage, and Depth - YouTube

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    Aug 25

    hard sci fi where humanity has ascended to a higher plane of existence but everything still sucks. the cybernetic collective consciousness of mankind just means you have 4chan stuck in your head all the time and we have a dyson sphere, but people just use it to mine bitcoin.

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