chad, patron saint of chaos

@endofanerajc

pls don’t actually follow me, i’ll just disappoint. probably a shitposter. mostly a headass w some politic. ✡️ ❊ΚΛΙΤ❊. take your meds. venmo/cashapp nrbambi.

Washington, DC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.
Rođen/a 05. veljače

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?! YOU KNOW WHY Ι LIKE DUMB BOYS WITH QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN LIFE AND FASHION? because matthew goddamn mcconaughey in that one movie, you know the one i’m talking about, where it just taught me that guys who are kind of dumb and kinda hot are the ones u fall for

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  2. me: what the fuck is going on with my prime video recs? who has been fucking around with this? me, 5 seconds later: oh yeah that was definitely my mom

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  3. me scrolling through my lewds and nudes trying to figure out what to respond with, telling this poor dude ofc i’m about to start touching myself bc im just so turned on thinking about him, all while i’m fully dressed eating string cheese on my floor

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    Here are some of the pups 🐶🐾

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    After the Kansas City Chiefs won on Sunday, this player made snow angels in the confetti, then paid off the adoption fees for more than 100 shelter dogs – which is probably one of the most wholesome Super Bowl celebrations of all time ❤️

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  6. dm: Ι bet you have all the sex with every person you meet you big ol slut me: wow that would make my life so much easier

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    Peter Serkin was a thoughtful pianist regarded in classical music for both his interpretations of standard repertoire and bracing new compositions. He died on Saturday at age 72.

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    For everyone who thought J-Lo and Shakira's outfits were too racy. I give you Adam Levine Super Bowl 2019. Somebody tell that man to put some clothes on!

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  9. like what are they gonna do?? throw acorns at us and apologize? i’m fairly sure they won’t ride the moose into battle so there goes all upper hand advantage. we’ll be done in a week

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  10. and to take full control of the maple syrup trade, monopolizing the industry with an iron fist

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  11. please vote me into very high office i want to tell you about my plan to invade and conquer canada just to piss them off

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  12. believe me when Ι tell you this will 1) never be an insult to me as Ι literally tell everyone to unfollow me and 2) never make sense to me like aww you’re gonna tell someone u unfollowed them? are they supposed to delete their tweet and beg and cry for your specific forgiveness?

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    Costumes for next year’s Super Bowl halftime show are already in pre-production!

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  14. fuck, there was a typo

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  15. my 2day old baby spat out its pacifier and asked “mama, when the NFL specifically calls itself family-friendly, don’t they have the responsibility that comes with a mutual transaction from fans and their franchise to make it *actually* family-friendly? is this show why i’ll sin?”

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    Odgovor korisnicima i sljedećem broju korisnika:

    i thought it was about the pirates

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    it’s not the NFL’s job to cater their programs to your children, it’s your job as a parent to decide if you’ll let them watch it.

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  18. the super bowl and nfl is like fully about beer, hot cheerleaders doing the exact dances but with pom poms, and men crashing into each other and everyone being super pumped if there’s a fight on the field. lmk where the family-friendly aspect was before JLo and Shakira showed up

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    Pitbull is sitting alone in his penthouse watching the halftime show. It's dark except for the flicker of the TV. Shakira and JLo join together for the finale as a tear rolls down his cheek. He heaves a sigh. "Dale", he whispers, as he fades away.

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  20. note: porn idea—the great iowa cockus

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  21. so anyway here’s wonderwall

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