emptywheel on Twitter: "Apparently it's whiskey-thirty. I [er, um, my friend] don't even drink whiskey but apparently it's a medical necessity."

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1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 24
  I didn't cut the sutures. I untied them. And thus skipped the whiskey stage bc I really don't drink whiskey. Er. My friend.
  
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1. Brian Holt‏ @radiobri May 24
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  Well. I would guess as long as they aren’t holding any brains or guts in — sure. Go for it! Down a shot and yank away. Wait. That doesn’t right.
  
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1. Ann deLorge‏ @Aganola May 24
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  a virgin mary at least
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1. Ann deLorge‏ @Aganola May 24
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  All the movies I've seen do that first.
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1. Gregg Levine‏ @GreggJLevine May 24
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  Then you empty the contents of three bullets and cauterize the wound with gunpowder.
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1. Andy from Oregon ‏ @AndrewFmOregon May 24
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  Andy from Oregon Retweeted Kyle Cheney
  
  After reading this, I started day drinking.https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/999738887470804992 …
  
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  Kyle CheneyVerified account @kyledcheney
  
  NEW: As senior lawmakers huddled with DOJ for a highly classified briefing on an FBI informant, RUDY says he’s looking forward to Trump’s legal team getting read in on the details. Wild twist, w/ @dsamuelsohn https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/24/informant-republicans-democrats-doj-meeting-607128 …
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1. stosh machek‏ @stosh_machek May 24
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  i have experience w/ taking out my own stitches ...the important thing is dont pull the knot thru the hole
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1. Rebelicon‏ @Rebelicon May 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Knob Creek can work wonders.
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1. Steve "Ice ICE, baby" Pordon ‏ @Legion303 May 24
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  The whiskey is the most important part, because it kills the bacteria (in your stomach).
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1. Gareth Niblett‏ @garethniblett May 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  It’s rum o’clock here
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1. Brunner-Williams‏ @int_ijk May 24
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  if you put them in, you can take them out.
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1. Susan‏ @criticsusan May 24
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  It's very easy to do. Pull one end and cut the other. Just keep it all very clean.
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