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    1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

      47 minutes into call with Verizon trying to add my mom to my account. One highlight so far: being told that the PIN already used 3X on this call tonight is expired. From overuse, I guess.

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

      Four more people later, and VZ is convinced that my pin wasn't expired. But now I'm 4 people beyond the guy who can actually do this. The last person said I can't keep mom's phone # bc she had a different provider in 2009.

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        2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          I think the last woman, who claimed to be a supervisor named Deborah Matheos) dumped me into perma-hold black hole. There was a moment of levity when she suggested Verizon didn't have records from 6 months ago. She wasn't happy when I told her how long VZ keeps phone records.

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        3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          Now Tiffany B says the PIN isn't working again. I can't do anything unless I change the PIN that has been invalidated by overuse tonight, bc VZ can't get a basic thing done w/o 8 people.

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        4. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          1:23 now. Mom's still not on my account and now I have no pin, bc Verizon's idea of security is to cancel it when they overuse it.

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        5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          Text message: This confirms your PIN was changed. If you didn't request this change call us by dialing 611 from your VZW phone. Which means they've changed my pin without authorization. Precisely the opposite of secure.

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        6. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          My brother (i'm out at nephew's graduation w/mom and bros) brought out an extension cord so my battery doesn't run out on this ONE CALL.

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        7. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          Did I tell you all that for whatever reason VZ reps keep asking me to repeat stuff. "Can you hear me now?" I kid you not.

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        8. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          Now my brother's on. Can you hear me? Yeah, can you hear me?

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        9. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          Then things started getting interesting--asking senior mom for her passwords. We need a better system for seniors to have workable comms.

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        10. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          So... 8 people later, Tiffany B was at least very helpful, unlike the 7 other people I spoke with. But ... we failed. Plus now I have no pin.

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        11. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 21

          Also, 1 hour 59 minutes. I fell just short of 2 hours on the phone to achieve nothing when I should be visiting my family. "Friends and Family plan"

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        2. bl8ant‏ @bl8ant May 21
          Replying to @emptywheel

          verizon is #corrupt !!! fuck them!! use skype or whatsapp!! wtf! they charged my daughter 350 dollars for a call that was on a special subscription... fuck #verizon

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        3. monique d'hooghe‏ @moniquedhooghe May 21
          Replying to @bl8ant @emptywheel

          what does special subscription mean here?

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        4. bl8ant‏ @bl8ant May 21
          Replying to @moniquedhooghe @emptywheel

          Family calling,with long distance code...that all of a sudden was vanished with no notice and our weekly sunday call cost 350 bucks

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        5. monique d'hooghe‏ @moniquedhooghe May 21
          Replying to @bl8ant @emptywheel

          holy moly that so sux

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        1. Ellery Woke‏ @LREwoke May 21
          Replying to @emptywheel

          NO NO NO NO Phone number Portability has been around for decades. You are supposed to keep your phone number, wherever you move in U.S. That obviously means different regions, so different RBOCs/whatevers, so different service providers. That RBOC sounds nuts, tonight.

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        1. David Spooks‏ @dpottzzz May 21
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Was probably Cingular or Voicestream

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        1. Cmd.Pvt.Major‏ @DrunkenKarnie May 21
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          Bullshit. Porting a phone number is childs' play. There's literally an intermediary between all cell carriers that does nothing but this.

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