emptywheel on Twitter: "Feel like I could write an awesome absurdist short story about all the people who've lied to the FBI recently being stuck in a room for eternity together."

@emptywheel

Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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1. IanD‏ @u2fellowcitizen Apr 27
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  You just did.
  
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1. Melissa Ryan‏Verified account @MelissaRyan Apr 27
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  I'd read that.
  
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1. Stephen Rochester‏ @SBRochester Apr 27
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  Waiting for Mueller
  
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1. insunlite‏ @insunlite Apr 28
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Make sure to include the liars IN the FBI
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1. B.G. Pelaire‏ @bgpelaire Apr 27
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  1) Maybe a Green Room at Fox or 2) a cocktail party at Kellyanne’s.
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1. Jennifer Sutton‏ @JenSutt6971 Apr 27
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  Please do!
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1. Violeta‏ @VioletaQSmith Apr 27
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  Reminds of an Alfred Hitchcock plot.
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1. SkinMD13‏ @SkinMD13 Apr 27
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  Please do!
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1. Bill Stewart‏ @BillStewart415 Apr 27
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  There's be a lot of FBI agents in that room too.
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1. RedBoo-ll in a china shop ‏ @upupdowndown Apr 27
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  Hell is other affidavits
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1. grumple tiltskin‏ @russellscotte Apr 27
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  Next do the people who are FBI lying to the FBI and the public who pays their salaries.
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1. Eat that tweet‏ @TommyMMXX Apr 27
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  and they'd all spend it lying to each other ad nauseum.
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1. Liberty Jones‏ @minuteman2002 Apr 27
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  With the FBI. That would complete the circle.
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1. Derek Leo‏ @derekmke Apr 27
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  We’re going to get a bunch of great absurdist short stories out of this, if nothing else. And, of course, for every good one we’ll get a dozen mediocre ones.
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1. Bob Back ‏ @bob_back Apr 27
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  Or maybe a small cell.
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