emptywheel on Twitter: "Is there a German word for [if you can figure out how to work that coffee machine] [if you can figure out how to use that cold press coffee concentrate] it'll properly start your morning but you're too tired to figure out how to do so?"

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1. Ruth Sergel‏ @streetpictures Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  As a Jew living in Berlin, whenever anything goes wrong I just shout out - Das ist ein Verbrechen gegen die Menschlichkeit!! but I have a dark sense of humor...
  
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1. Scott Thigpen‏ @scottrthigpen Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Keurigkerfuffle
  
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1. David Ezer‏ @daezer Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Scheissenfrühen
  
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1. Kevin Snapp‏ @kevin_snapp Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Frühmorgenkoffeinbedürftigaufwachungschwierigkeit? (early-morning- caffeine-lacking-difficulty-in-waking-up)? Geh mal wieder schlafen! (Go back to sleep!)
  
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1. John Brownlow‏ @JohnBrownlow Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  KaffeeSchmerz
  
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1. John Sarvay‏ @sarvay Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  kalterkaffeemaschinenbedienermagier
  
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1. Geoff Simmons‏ @slimhazard Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Selbst propagierender Koffeeinentzug (self-propagating caffeine withdrawal)
  
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1. Eva Ziessler‏ @VivianOppen Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  covefe?
  
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1. Gary Verver‏ @gverver Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  steige auf und scheine?
  
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1. Rosemary McNaughton‏ @sufficiency Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  It’s probably the antonym for the word that describes the joy I experience when I discover that the me of last night loved myself enough to start a pot on delay brew.
  
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1. Heiko Specht‏ @Heispe Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  no single german word for that (at least none that make sense). „Scheiß Morgen“ (shitty morning) comes closest for me
  
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1. sgermano‏ @sgermano Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Schwarzenegger.
  
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1. xpostfactoid‏ @xpostfactoid Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Kafforschlumped
  
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1. Mr. Applesauce‏ @TylerMott85 Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Nein
  
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1. Paul Dirks‏ @phd9 Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Fuchitbachtuschliep.
  
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1. VITW‏ @JosephWelch3rd Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Nuhzingt!pic.twitter.com/DQwc5qEybY
  
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1. JenniNext‏ @jenninext Apr 25
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  I call it, "can you please make me coffee, husband?"
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1. Camilo2010‏ @Camilo2010 Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  For liquid and cold pressed coffee concentrate: Bedienungsanleitung für Kaffeemaschinen für flüssiges und kaltgepresstes Kaffeekonzentrat.
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1. It's people! Pumpkin spice is people!‏ @znmeb Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Tasterschoicefarben?
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1. Ben Rosengart‏ @fivetonsflax Apr 24
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Das Bootstrappingproblem
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