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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Apr 9

    At some point, Fox viewers are accidentally going to change the channel -- or see another one while they get their punctured tire fixed. The bubble-bursting will be violent, and I'm not sure in what direction.pic.twitter.com/Kf56wPnzLM

    6:58 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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    • Sarcastus Maximus, 🍕.☕., 🍺.🥑. Keesha Strand Eduardo Jimenez Dania Bounse Snarky Duck Jeaneane Garcia 👻David Hull 胡大衛👻 I am that... staticKY
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      2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Apr 9
        Replying to @munin

        Most will. But that niggling doubt will start eating away at some of them.

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      2. Theophilos Revere‏ @Sharpinsky Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel @MrJonCryer

        Special Report: Tucker Carlson goes undercover

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      2. Bokas‏ @BocamarLocal Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel @naughtywriter2

        so I did not let my son see the kung fu panda

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      2. maia‏ @MaiaTweeet Apr 9
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        pic.twitter.com/mfu06Ajd1A

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      1. John McFerrin‏ @tarkus1980 Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Underrated in this is that the screen cap is totally wrong. Pandas are going extinct because they're too lazy to have sex.

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      1. Jason Merritt‏ @jasonbmerritt Apr 9
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      1. Ira Goldman  🦆 🦆 🦆‏ @KDbyProxy Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It might be nice (though less amusing) when people post these screen-grabs to say how long the segment was, when it ran in the show, and what the other segments were. Otherwise, this is just a Michael Moore variation.

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      1. Harvey Bobrow‏ @Hbobrow1Hbobrow Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel @crzyuncletrump

        But this is normal for Tucker. They never give him anything too complicated to talk about. He couldn’t handle it, if they did.

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      2. Mark Grosvenor‏ @MarkGrosvenor2 Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Does this mean that @realDonaldTrump will start kicking pandas out of the US?

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      2. Pixiebythemoon‏ @pixiebythemoon Apr 9
        Replying to @emptywheel @naughtywriter2

        FAKE NEWS. Not in captivity! Zoo's even provide porn to the pandas.

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      1. Sensei The Defender‏ @YoCanine Apr 10
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        Sadly, I feel I must tell you that the tire place has the TV tuned to Fox News.

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      1. James shadle‏ @JamesShadle1 Apr 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        is that Carlson’s aggressive, sex crazed Panda face.?

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