Can Melania even wear flats? Or have her Achilles tendons shortened too much?
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I'd love a picture of them all wearing orange jumpsuits.
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In their world only the earth is flat
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Stormy too?
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blue stiletto heels, just able to scale white stairs, objectify us
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They aren't allowed to, bc then he wouldn't think they looked hot
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Their calves would cramp up.
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Sizing up? Compare and contrast?
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If they do a photoshoot of this, it'd be fantastic topic-changing PR *if* they're in a circle around Trump as he makes out with the flag while wearing heels.https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/975557039169703942 …
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Why?
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On their heads, maybe.
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