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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

Grand Rapids, MI
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    1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Mar 14

      June Bug just pulled the 15 pack of Founders All Day IPA I had added to the defenses to the floor. She seems undecided whether she should break into it or continue to work on assaulting the couch.

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    2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Mar 14

      That fecking terrorist foster dog literally just broke open the 15-pack of All Day IPA.

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    3. tickle T OcasioBro‏ @trevordeke Mar 14
      Replying to @emptywheel

      You know, if you want us to feel bad for you, you shouldn't be so funny when writing about it. I am actively rooting for future canine snuggle terrorism.

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    4. tickle T OcasioBro‏ @trevordeke Mar 14
      Replying to @trevordeke @emptywheel

      Is she a border collie mix?

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    5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Mar 14
      Replying to @trevordeke

      She's a Boston Terrier mix: maybe with Lab and Pit? 50 pounds in a 35 pound dog body and very very buff.

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    6. tickle T OcasioBro‏ @trevordeke Mar 14
      Replying to @emptywheel

      Oddly, my Boston mutt is the most obedient dog I have ever met. Unless you leave a used napkin anywhere near him, in which case he is very ashamed afterwards. He's much smaller though- about 17lbs.

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    7. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Mar 14
      Replying to @trevordeke

      Yeah, she's like the Incredible Hulk of Boston Terrier willfulness.

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    8. Troll McTrollski‏ @TrollMcTrollski Mar 14
      Replying to @emptywheel @trevordeke

      Her face is very un-Boston terrier like though. (I know, because I live in Boston... lol) But srsly, their "muzzles" are short and flat; like this one, from wiki:pic.twitter.com/aQnbvdUcKk

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    9. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Mar 14
      Replying to @TrollMcTrollski @trevordeke

      Yup. She's a mix. Definitely the coloring and temperament of a BoTerrorist. But maybe mixed in with Pit and Lab. (She has a Lab tail.) She's about 50 pounds tho looks like she should be 35.

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    10. tickle T OcasioBro‏ @trevordeke Mar 14
      Replying to @emptywheel @TrollMcTrollski

      It really doesn't take much to undo the overbreeding. My boy Wally's (the brindle guy on the right) mom was a Boston (her spay didn't take). We don't know what his dad was. Awesome wiry hair though- good for my allergies.pic.twitter.com/ey1puOAu33

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Mar 14
      Replying to @trevordeke @TrollMcTrollski

      Another BoTerrorist taking over the couch, I see.

      1:52 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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        1. tickle T OcasioBro‏ @trevordeke Mar 14
          Replying to @emptywheel @TrollMcTrollski

          Both are actively encouraged to get up on the sofa, tbh. They're both less than 20lbs, fit rather nicely in the lap. The only way to watch Brooklyn 99, really.

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