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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 21

    June Bug the terrorist foster dog is proposing a peace deal, where she’ll give up her terrorist ways if I let her share—or better yet have—my comfy chair.pic.twitter.com/3LxJABw0Ml

    8:07 AM - 21 Feb 2018
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    • LASER CATS 🐱🐱🐾🌊 Chelle-bird 🌊 wendy knox everette darth™ jason the scary guy from friday the 13th Steve Stoughton Nick Anderson simmering rage shorewife Michael Orr
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      2. Jacob Harris‏Verified account @harrisj Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel @darth

        June Bug looks just like my old dog Bella! What are her ears like?

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 21
        Replying to @harrisj @darth

        They become enormous noise collectors when prey or weird scary noises come near.

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      2. rosalind‏ @laRosalind Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel

        meet her halfway and give her your socks (again).

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 21
        Replying to @laRosalind

        Nah, the sock-eating foster dog was the previous one, Jax. He is, as far as I know, happily living with his new family.

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      2. Painz‏ @Painz Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel

        She's beautiful. Got that "pleaaaassseeeee????" stare going on. How can you say no. :)

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 21
        Replying to @Painz

        Oh, that's not please. It's "Understand that even as I look plaintively at you I'm plotting how to get you out of that chair so I can sit in it."

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      4. Painz‏ @Painz Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Very true. They do have that devious mind.

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      1. Amy Hunter‏ @amy10506 Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Never negotiate with K-9 terrorists. Next, she'll demand your ham sandwich.

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      1. Robert Stewart‏ @aarostew Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel

        you know the rules... we do not negotiate with terrorists... even cute ones

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      1. Carlos‏ @catgpucela0124 Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel @darth

        DONT NEGOCIATE !!!!! next, she will demand TWO water bowls !!!!!

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      1. Kat Capps‏ @KatCapps Feb 21
        Replying to @emptywheel

        OMG so Adorable.

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      1. Michael-VOTE NOV.6TH-Carnahan‏ @mike_carnahan Feb 21
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        Never give up territory for settlements even for a very good doggo

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      1. Sue Duff‏ @Wolvie58 Feb 21
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        lol- oh those big doggie eyes.

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