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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19

    We're putting pots on the furniture to try to teach June Bug the terrorist foster dog to sit on her fluffy dog cushions rather than eat them, instead of sitting on the furniture. It's not working.pic.twitter.com/sSTiBfkBAV

    11:29 AM - 19 Feb 2018
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      2. AtTheBeach‏ @peter_and_louie Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Clearly you need a good dog with a mattress.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @peter_and_louie

        Curiously, she won't use the REALLY fluffy dog bed made out of a quarter futon.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. AtTheBeach‏ @peter_and_louie Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Get your scent onto the dog bed....

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      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @peter_and_louie

        Yeah, that's probably what will work.

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      2. tickle T OcasioBro‏ @trevordeke Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        May I suggest Nyla-Bone? My dogs have a serious oral fixation (former smokers?) and they love those things. I destroyed one of our dogs teeth by giving her raw bones from the butcher; weird that bacon-flavored nylon is the better solution. They friggin love 'em tho.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @trevordeke

        She doesn't. Doesn't love her bone either. She loves rawhide but I try to limit how much of that she ingests.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Dee‏ @RoyalOak459 Feb 20
        Replying to @emptywheel @trevordeke

        Have you tried antlers? The ones cut in half. Also, teach her to play hide and seek. Usually a high prey drive will love that, in the house or out.

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      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 20
        Replying to @RoyalOak459 @trevordeke

        She's only marginally interested.

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      2. Beth Manias‏ @manias_beth Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It was worth a try...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @manias_beth

        She's been good with me all day today, though. She basically picked up furniture seating while I was out of town last week. I guess she thought she could fully replace me in the pack

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Beth Manias‏ @manias_beth Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        We gave up, and now our pug rules the roost.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @manias_beth

        So did June Bug's past family, i suspect, and that's why she's had a hard time finding a new forever home.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Beth Manias‏ @manias_beth Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I had a house painter called June Bug...such an endearing name. I hope it works out...

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      2. Mueller/SDNY/Midterms  🌊‏ @TheLadyShiraz Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        June Bug is gorgeous. You are keeping her.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @TheLadyShiraz

        She is gorgeous. It's one of the tools she uses to get away with dog-terrorism.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Lucy Haines‏ @lucy_haines Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel @lrozen

        We tried to break my pup (who recently succumbed to cancer) of stealing food from counters by lining up wasabi peas. Turns out he really likes wasabi peas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @lucy_haines @lrozen

        Oh. I'll try that. She loves to steal potatoes (bc I'll let her). But wasabi might be awesome.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Vote November 6th‏ @unlewis Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        June Bug, dog-terrorist, is ADORABLE! I hope she finds her forever home soon. You're a saint to foster her.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @unlewis

        Nah, we're helping each other out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Janice B. Pieterse‏ @jbpieterse Feb 19
        Replying to @emptywheel

        how do you keep her nails so short? i have a maniac and trimming is a herculean project.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Feb 19
        Replying to @jbpieterse

        Well, we've only had her abt 3 weeks. But walking is almost the only positive activity she's engaged in so far. So we do lots of that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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