emptywheel on Twitter: "Reminder: this fella's been an entertainer for over a decade, but he's really struggling with basic pronunciation."

@emptywheel

Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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1. She Persisted‏ @deweysurewedo Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Probably because he’s having to read something that’s longer than a note card.
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1. Scraps‏ @J_hnGrady Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  Is there no teleprompter on his right? I seem to remember most presidents being ambidextrous readers?
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1. Miss Mercer For Real‏ @That1EBD Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel @GottaLaff
  
  Wait. Maybe his dentures are slipping.
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1. Schadenfreude‏ @Schadenfreude Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel @emilycrockett
  
  You spelled paperweight wrong. He read a few lines off a teleprompter, people yelled at each other, and then he said "You're fired" to the person the producers told him to fire. He was the only "billionaire" poor enough to need the paycheck. #Phony
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1. Democracy Dog‏ @Real_Democracy Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  He's slowing down..
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1. Katie Kearns‏ @kkearns Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  IS it like past his bedtime? This is super weird.
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1. I Am Schrödinger's Groot‏ @here4tehbeer Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  And he apparently rehearsed this deal (or at least a part of it). Maybe just the clapping part.
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1. Rodent Of Unusual Spookiness‏ @OregonPerson Jan 30
  Replying to @emptywheel
  
  What's the time-to-failure on those veneers he's wearing?
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