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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26

    This is my terrorist house guest, June Bug (radicalized in Hattiesburg, MS), contemplating the evil dog on the other side of the door.pic.twitter.com/pRCwj7vhwG

    4:32 PM - 26 Jan 2018
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    11 replies 9 retweets 95 likes
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      2. Leigh Crosby 🍀‏ @teaandmagnolias Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I was radicalized in Hattiesburg, MS, too. That dog knows what's up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @teaandmagnolias

        What is up? She's coming along nicely but boy does she have demons.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Leigh Crosby 🍀‏ @teaandmagnolias Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        The city itself is pretty chill, but if she came out of the rural areas, there's a good chance she was radicalized by the vicious palmetto bugs living in the pine trees.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @teaandmagnolias

        She's not used to stairs. Does that help?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Leigh Crosby 🍀‏ @teaandmagnolias Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It is pretty flat around here. Did she come from a shelter?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @teaandmagnolias

        Yup. Apparently dogs don't get adopted easily in the south, so get shipped up here (MI). We're fostering her from the local Humane Society. Our last foster was from AR. Both Pit mixes.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      8. Leigh Crosby 🍀‏ @teaandmagnolias Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        There's a lot of dog-fighting in MS and Pits are popular. People don't take care of them sometimes, and they escape, run wild, or stay on a chain. A few times a year there's a raid on puppy mills and the shelters are overwhelmed. The state leg is also awful about animal rights.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @teaandmagnolias

        She definitely lived in a house, bc she knows the best tactics for stealing people food. Also how to terrorize the infrastructure. But no stairs. Also a dog food snob perhaps bc she got so much people food.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. AlderFish‏ @AlderFish Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Who won the stand off?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @AlderFish

        It was just rejoined.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. AlderFish‏ @AlderFish Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Couldn’t figure out what our dog was growling at for the longest time. Was seeing my reflection in kitchen window. Thought it was a stranger.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @AlderFish

        Yeah, she does that a lot. This was silent though, head cocked, just watching.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. AlderFish‏ @AlderFish Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        She’s very cute. Looks as though she’s really trying to figure this good new life out.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @AlderFish

        She is very charming when she's not conducting terrorist attacks, admittedly.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Joanna Lang‏ @JoannaLang17 Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        She is marked like a Dane.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @JoannaLang17

        She's ~45 pounds. Medium sized dog.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Joanna Lang‏ @JoannaLang17 Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        So the other parent was a mouse. I'm looking at that tail, I get batted around daily by one that looks like that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @JoannaLang17

        Could be. You can't see it but there's a tiny bunch of white hair at the tip of her tail -- thus the name.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. elk_l‏ @elk_l Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Does he respond only to commands in German?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jan 26
        Replying to @elk_l

        Commands? Those aren't her style.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. elk_l‏ @elk_l Jan 26
        Replying to @emptywheel

        More power to her!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation

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