Our new house guest, June Bug, is a terrorist (she was radicalized in Hattiesburg, MS; I blame Brett Favre). From the day she entered our home she tried to destroy our infrastructure and steal our food.
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Now that she likes biscuits, she discovered that "down" is an awesome trick to show off to her BFF (my spouse is the softie).
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We've ALMOST managed to convince her dog toys (conveniently left on the edge of the counter so they have value) are almost as fun as eating the buttons on the couch.
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No no! Don’t teach her to want things on the counter!
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She came with that bad habit. Part of the terrorist code. We're weaning her off that too, but for now it's a way to trick her into liking dog things.
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Good luck! Sigh. Twitter would be so much better if people talked about their pets more.
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Sheee-it! I have a Springer Spaniel who has mostly eaten thru a $4000 cedar fence.
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She's a good dog, Brett.
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Will there be pictures?
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