Shit why doesn't @kronykal have to include a potty mouth surgeon general's warning in his bio, like I do? And I bet he never got Twitter jail for shitwipe either.
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Usually the eyes give it away.
Sometimes people accuse me of using language inappropriate to my avatar. I prolly was swearing by that age, too.
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Got kicked out of a middle school french class for [redacted], but I only did it bc she yelled at me for saying "thank you."
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I guess I should have known then and there I'd one day earn great fame for getting banned on television programs for my potty mouth.
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Wait, really? hahahahahahahahahaha!! that's awesome. Pulled your own little Madonna, huh?
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One that I've always thought is both underused & underappreciated as a substitute for surprise: "Well shit my britches!" Useful when opening the door on Halloween to neighborhood parents with their toddlers out trick or treating.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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