I expect someday soon you'll be fitted with a Clockwork Orange-esque device to force your eyes open unless you pay to upgrade.
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Do they charge you extra if you bring your own pillow and blanket?
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they're not even standard on 12-hour trans-Atlantics run by US-based airlines :(
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at what point are they going to just remove the seats?
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frankly that'd be more comfortable than my last flight on a US airline was.
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I can totally believe this.
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Really? BA provides them transatlantic still. Can’t think of a flight I’ve been on recently which skipped this.
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US airlines provide them transatlantic ptoo. A red eye doesn’t have to be international. LA to NYC would be a red eye.
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and you could smoke in the mall
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Got a blanket on united last week but no pillow
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I'm pretty certain apple juice, or hot tea is a stretch...
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