That phrase is straight out of a noir.
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We're all noir all the time. Haven't you heard?
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You have to know which finger, geniuses.
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Assumed they tried them all, smart Alec. The guy wasn’t going anywhere.
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“At least one” caused me to assume the opposite.
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So many dead because of a phone. When will we start banning them?
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“You can open that phone with my cold, dead hands.... or maybe not.”
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Dead Man's Finger is my next band name tho
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Did they try the wood glue method?
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Hmmm...wonder if a dead man’s face would work for iPhone X. Beware of gouged eyes and retinal scans.
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Did not want it to work....
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Gotta put the finger in the microwave first to warm up the skin.
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Nah. Gotta hold it in your mouth for a bit so it hits body temperature.
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