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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 15 Nov 2017

      Apparently, blowjob was said on MSNBC yesterday. No. Not by me.

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    2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 15 Nov 2017

      The answer is: @RepSpeier. Glad she has joined the say-blowjob-on-MSNBC club. I'm honored to have her join.

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 15 Nov 2017

      Now if only I can get some Member of Congress to normalize saying "rat-fucker" on TV all will be good.

      4:42 AM - 15 Nov 2017
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        1. Keith Fitzgerald‏ @keithmfitz 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Surely, that can't be far off. I'm now convinced "Idiocracy" is a documentary that was sent back from the future, to warn us.

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        1. 𝚓𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜, 𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚓𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕  ⛏‏ @djinnxxi 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          I absolutely believe this is achievable.

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        1. Robert Posey‏ @regretblues 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Franken could be good bet.

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        1. Mattpenguin‏ @RotoPenguin 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Start with "rat blowjobs", throw a "rat sucker" in there, and you'll have em right where you want em.

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        1. Michael Gallagher‏ @Gallagher4NY 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Where is Donald Segretti when you need him?

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        1. The Lycanthropic Misadventures of Edward Banatt‏ @ArmaVirumque 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel

          I remember the precise spot on my morning commute where I heard that on the radio. <raises mug>

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        1. DigitalPlebeian  🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸‏ @DigitalPlebeian 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Maybe this half-step will help: Ублюдки. (Ublyudki) 🤣

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        1. cmon‏ @dankloke 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          pic.twitter.com/fb5f1iAM4U

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        1. teleken‏ @teleken 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Hold on to your dreams, Marcy - hold on to your dreams. ;)

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        1. ℱrank ℬennett‏ @fgbjr 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Careful what you wish for.

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        1. What does not kill me increases my insurance fees.‏ @Spkr2Managers 15 Nov 2017
          Replying to @emptywheel @RepSpeier

          Why is “clusterfuck” not in common usage in the media? It certainly applies to current events.

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