If I were a publishing satirist, the missing Gospels would be a sore temptation, with Twain's account of Mormonism as stylistic reference.
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Twain wrote on Mormons? How did I miss that?
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Jesus was like "pfffft, personal responsibility, my guy" then went off to chill with rich ppl.
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These people are despicable and will
at nothing to pass their agenda. I suppose they are cause they know they'll all soon be behind barsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, duh. They were only lepers because they never took personal responsibility for their actions.
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Blessed are the obsequious liars, for they shall inherit the presidency.
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Penske is another one of the liars. This has got to be stopped or we are going to go down to ruin.
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It's what those lazy lepers needed.
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They are all The Grand Inquisitor. They have no need for the real Jesus.
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