Shew: Hid the archive in [spouse's] basement. He'll never find it.
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I fear I'm becoming my uncle. He lost an Edsel beneath archives on the Apollo program and Molly Pitcher.
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Best tweet I've read this week.


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Not actually even clever at all. Just family history.
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Inside the Edsel's glovebox, there was a scarf that perfectly matched the Edsel, for his dates to keep their hair nice.
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Now that's just icing on the cake, very sweet.
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Sorry! How big is your garage?
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It's okay. I snuck it into the basement and disguised it as the worm composter.
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Does he not understand the fate of the world's in there &, like some web version of Jack Bauer, you're the only 1 who can spot it, save us?

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I'll let him know. Just hoping I can sneak these things into (his) basement w/o him seeing them all.
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You got this! Sorry about JB comparison. That's all u have in common, except he'd say blowjob too. And 1 of you definitely swears less (him)
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"I'll get plow through these boxes in a week MAX, babe. I swear."
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