"What about patient dick-wagging?" "He's in the ICU."https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/853935892129607680 …
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Patient dick-wagging is in the emergency room, because he lost his insurance coverage.
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(but ICU is a double entendre)
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So is emergency room bc no insurance.
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(ICU is a homophonic pun)
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I see what you did there
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Tax Day is tomorrow, he said, resisting the urge to preface with 'Actually'. https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2017/04/15/taxpayers-have-more-time-to-file-in-2017-tax-day-is-april-18/#5e3b3c702690 …
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Oh thank god. I was planning on spending all day getting mine in.
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Trump the Tactical Tallywhacker
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That's frankly brilliant but I think it is Pence's Penis that will be wagging.
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Pence's Prudish Penis. Lol
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if this is the new standard, why am I not President? :)
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