My students: "What happened to your hand?"
Me: "21 stitches."
My students: "That would be a great band name."
#TeenageSympathy
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Replying to @emptywheel
The Curious Incident of the Paring Knife in the Hand
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Replying to @theurbansherpa
You live in the world's most bounteous vegetable producer state, now with water again, and you decided to pare your hand?
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Replying to @theurbansherpa
Presumably your health insurance has recently gotten better so consider it a reminder.
10:23 AM - 16 Apr 2017
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