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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 17 Mar 2017

    emptywheel Retweeted AP Eastern US

    MAKE AMERICA -- Holy Shit, WTF are you DOING MONOPOLY?!?!?!https://twitter.com/APEastRegion/status/842738770969616388 …

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    AP Eastern USVerified account @APEastRegion
    BREAKING: Monopoly replacing thimble, wheelbarrow and boot with penguin, rubber ducky and Tyrannosaurus rex. Story: http://apne.ws/2n5MWwc  pic.twitter.com/MmrwL3j8w6
    12:09 PM - 17 Mar 2017
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    • JKL The Dragula State Michael Booth Hob Mungoblin👻 Shawn Stone 🎃Crispin Burke🎃 Very Stable Fergus Aleister Crowley hollyeh
    18 replies 11 retweets 55 likes
      1. Aussiesreign‏ @factcheckblotus 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Boooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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      2. egregious‏ @trulyegregious 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Never saw anybody pick the wheelbarrow

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      3. Stephantom-ie  👻‏ @city_food_prof 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @trulyegregious @emptywheel

        I always pick the wheelbarrow. Always.

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      1. Random American‏ @somejustguy 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        thimble, wheelbarrow, boot? those are things that might imply WORK! 86 em, now.

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      1. Jake Gold‏ @BotsonBob 17 Mar 2017
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        this is the end of civilization

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      1. Bruce Walton‏ @WaltonBruce 17 Mar 2017
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        oh no we are so doomed.

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      1. P.J. Shapiro‏ @PJShapiro 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        This represents the last time any AP headline will include the words "breaking" and "monopoly" in sequence for at least 4 years.

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      1. L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ‏ @MabandeOpenBeta 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @alsoMike "KEEP YORE DANG EVOLUTION OUT OF MAH MONOPOLY!!"

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      1.  🤔Jake Laperruque 😒‏ @JakeLaperruque 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I do like the duck

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      1. Mike Lamb‏ @i314159265 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It is replacing symbols of work with symbols of play.

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      1. Brendon‏ @3662brendon 17 Mar 2017
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        make america tacky

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      1. Frontal Lobe  🌊‏ @FeelenBlue 17 Mar 2017
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        Mac & cheese is being replaced by Mac and orange powder… Oh wait! 😊

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      1. David Hynes‏ @dmhveritas 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        The real question is, why so many birds and ancestors of birds? Very suspicious

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      1. Gootz‏ @GootzInfo 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        the worst tragedy was a while ago when they came up with this version with no money -https://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-199-Monopoly-Electronic-Banking/dp/B000OOLNTY …

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      1. Bradley Greenburg‏ @BGinCHI 17 Mar 2017
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        How many Wharton MBAs you think it took to figure this out?

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      1. Wouter van der Horst‏ @DerWouter 17 Mar 2017
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        Have you seen what Oriental Ave looks like these days? http://www.scoutingny.com/what-the-monopoly-properties-look-like-in-real-life/ …

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      1. Lori Coleman‏ @lcgarbage 17 Mar 2017
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        1 mint Monopoly thimble - Buy It Now - $50

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