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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

Grand Rapids, MI
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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 31 Jan 2017

    Thinking of running for POTUS 2020 on 1) Fix the Metro, all metros, 2) Broadband for all 3) Auto-flush toilets we can believe in.

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      2. tryggth‏ @tryggth 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        throw in a muslin ban and I bet you would be a shoe-in. https://goo.gl/images/yxvbkT 

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @tryggth

        nice. You're hired.

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      1. Alice Marshall‏ @PrestoVivace 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        seriously the Michigan Dem party could probably use your talen, mebbe you should run for office.

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      1. Van Snöwflâksìng!‏ @glenster1111 31 Jan 2017
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        I'd vote for ya!!

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      1. Ja Ja (in english its Ha Ha)‏ @Constantrunner 31 Jan 2017
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        Make sure those toilets that autoflush don't splash the undercarriage - there needs to be a law about flush valve limits!

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      1. Aurona Youngblood‏ @Aurona47 31 Jan 2017
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        Pirate Party!

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      1. Babypundit‏ @babypundit 31 Jan 2017
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        Make America reel again. Your Metro needs you. Think Broad. Band Together. Down the drain the swamp. Empty Toilet -full America.

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      1. Joe Montgomery‏ @xamountjm 31 Jan 2017
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        I've seen what happened to Drain The Swamp, no way I'm buying auto-flush toilets now

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      1. Madge of Honor‏ @madgeofhonor 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @emptywheel

        can we also get bidets and showers (butt bidet) on the toilets. If so I will door knock for your campaign.

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      1. davi ((( 🐧))) 德海‏ @daviottenheimer 31 Jan 2017
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        zero-flush and you get my vote

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      1. China  🌮‏ @chiniqua 31 Jan 2017
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        & no more plastic clamshell packaging.

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      1. Keven Elliff‏ @KevenElliff 31 Jan 2017
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        you'll have a platform challenge from Grover Norquist and his massive vaping rights coalition

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      1. Jeff C‏ @Jeff_Charles 31 Jan 2017
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        Let's make toilets great again!

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