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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 4 Dec 2016

    FedEx delivered a box yesterday that doesn't belong to us. But we can't tell them about it bc it's not one of their phone tree requests.

    5:16 AM - 4 Dec 2016
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      2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Now we've entered into a permaloop where it asks for tracking number, insists it delivered it, then reverts back to where we entered number.

        9 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Justin BanTheNazisPlz Reedy‏ @justinsreedy 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Last time that happened to me I found the recipient's number on the label and called him directly. Got on his holiday card list!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @justinsreedy

        I suppose I should do that but the box is big--it's furniture. So it's not like he can just walk over to pick it up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Justin BanTheNazisPlz Reedy‏ @justinsreedy 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Dang it. Yeah, really puts a crimp in that plan.

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      2. Nonya Bidniss  📢 😎 🤖 👽 🧠 🍄 👾 🚀‏ @nonya_bidniss 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        https://gethuman.com/phone-number/FedEx …

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @nonya_bidniss

        Ohhhh. Thank you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. BlueRootsRadio‏ @BlueRootsRadio 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        You can drop it off at the Post Office. You'd be surprised how many folks return FedEx & UPS misdeliveries to the P.O.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @BlueRootsRadio

        It's large: furniture. They need to come get it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. BlueRootsRadio‏ @BlueRootsRadio 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Wow, when they screw up, they don't mess around. I've found UPS C/S to be just as impossible. Good luck w/ FedUp! ;-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Quincy Sinatra‏ @QuincyForte 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        never ending phone loop!!!

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      1. Tom Betz‏ @TomBetzNY 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Seriously, have you tried http://gethuman.com , @emptywheel ?

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      1. Tom Betz‏ @TomBetzNY 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Merry Christmas, @emptywheel !

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      1. wannabefree‏ @PrivacyQuest 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        call their 800 number.

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      1. Seema Kalia‏ @seemakalia 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Did you try tagging @FedExHelp ?

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      1. Anthony‏ @twon8 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        start hitting 0 as soon as the computer picks up. If that doesn't work try * or #

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      1. lnOrOut‏ @Undetermined_US 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        try their website or email?

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      1. Tod Gottes‏ @kt_wise1 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I've had the same problem.

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      1. Jim White‏ @JimWhiteGNV 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It's probably your Christmas present from Brennan.

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      1. Karl‏ @supersat 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I tried calling Bank of America to report an ATM card someone dropped. Had to enter fake acct info to talk to someone.

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      1. JayAckroyd‏ @JayAckroyd 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Adderall?

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