I need @emptywheel to explain this halftime show to me... I started drinking an hour too late to make sense of it on my own.
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There was lying in the grass. And the dancers had lips on their pants. I just wanted Aretha back.
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I asked. When they said no I realized peeling potatoes would be more fun.
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You were right. Enjoy the holiday with the fam!
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Likewise. I'll see if someone can convince
@FakeMarthaFord to hire better half time entertainment before next year.
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