We've had a mouse problem & I named him Ed Snowden & I just got home and he's dead in a trap and nobody is around to take care of it for me.
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Right now I'm weighing the time/effort/awkwardness of explaning to a guy that I need help w a dead mouse vs doing it myself.
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And also that I named the mouse Ed Snowden before setting up a trap for him to die in.
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Edward Snowden is dead in my kitchen. I did it with peanut butter and metal springs. Can you come deal with the body please?
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I'd send my spouse, who catches mice & drives them miles away to set them free, but it's a little late for Ed Snowden I think
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To get the final one in our old place took dismantling an entire room and person-on-mouse hand-to-hand combat, honestly.
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