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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 27 May 2016

    Descaling mom's Keurig in hopes of getting a cup of coffee that doesn't taste like Hazelnut Swiss Miss. Is this gonna work?

    6:54 AM - 27 May 2016
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      2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 27 May 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Other problem w/surely futile effort to descale sweet muck out of mom's Keurig is in process gonna drink all real coffee b4 next visit

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 27 May 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        To be clear, Keurig (which I just got mom on LAST visit) is perfect for mom. Just not as perfect for me on visits as I might have hoped.

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      2. bmaz‏ @bmaz 27 May 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Enjoy your hazelnut coffee!

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 27 May 2016
        Replying to @bmaz

        I think it's the too-sweet chocolate that's really killing my buzz.

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      2. Rabid Rodham Hussein Badger‏ @rabidbadger 27 May 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Great. Now I want hazelnut Swiss Miss.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 27 May 2016
        Replying to @rabidbadger

        I should have said hazelnut / Swiss Miss. It was all mucked up in there.

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      4. Rabid Rodham Hussein Badger‏ @rabidbadger 27 May 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Doesn't matter. Hazelnut Swiss Miss still sounds awesome. 😃

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      1. Nick Manes‏ @nickrmanes 27 May 2016
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        once flavored coffee touches a machine it's over

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      1. Kelley Willis‏ @KelleyWillis 27 May 2016
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        Another Keurig regret: http://money.cnn.com/2015/03/04/news/k-cups-keurig-inventor-regrets/ …

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      1. Brust‏ @chefbrust 27 May 2016
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        run a cup or two through.

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      1. Jesse brodkin‏ @jesse_brodkin 27 May 2016
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        run a carafe of dilute vinegar through then make

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      1. ChrisInParis‏ @ChrisInParis 27 May 2016
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        I hate flavored coffee but it's always around when I visit my mother and sister. I want my coffee to taste like fucking coffee.

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      1. Dennis‏ @Dennisabm 27 May 2016
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        Order this right now: http://www.aerobie.com/product/aeropress/ …

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      1. DoogLives!!!!!!‏ @dooglives 27 May 2016
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        It should, yes.

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