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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016

    My 14.5 yo pup really isn't doing well. But he assures me if he were allowed to eat nothing but pizza he'd be like a pup again.

    4:04 PM - 11 Apr 2016
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      2. S Miller‏ @srbogacki 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel just dog sat a 15 yo pup a couple weeks ago - we shared ice cream, pizza, Italian sausage, chocolate pudding, etc. loved it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @srbogacki

        @srbogacki So that didn't come out the other end as a stinky brown smear? You lucked out.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. S Miller‏ @srbogacki 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel not at all. She was incontinent so changing pee pads and diapers was enough luckily.

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      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @srbogacki

        @srbogacki Oh. We don't do diapers. Just lots of laundry, of what I guess are similar to pee pads.

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      2. Lemon Slayer‏ @LemonSlayerUS 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        .@emptywheel Would like to imagine this is true for us humans as well.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @LemonSlayerUS

        @LemonSlayerUS When I'm 14.5 years in human years (~90?) I doubt I'll have the teeth. But he has always had great teeth.

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      4. Lemon Slayer‏ @LemonSlayerUS 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        .@emptywheel Hoping pizza eating can be gummed because what is life without pizza?

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      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @LemonSlayerUS

        @LemonSlayerUS That's what my pup says. I'm not quite as (relatively) old as him but I'll take his word for it.

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      2. Claude Taylor‏Verified account @TrueFactsStated 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel at his age it's fine to indulge him.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TrueFactsStated

        @TrueFactsStated Giving him beef jerky turned out to be a horrible idea, even tho he assured me that too would be a fountain of youth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Claude Taylor‏Verified account @TrueFactsStated 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel soft foods. Not too spicy.

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      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TrueFactsStated

        @TrueFactsStated He says he's sick of ground meat and rice can he please have some more pizza?

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      6. Claude Taylor‏Verified account @TrueFactsStated 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel yes.

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      2. Christopher DeWan‏ @theurbansherpa 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel @FinleyFergus and I were at a frat house yesterday, thinking of your pup fondly.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @theurbansherpa

        @theurbansherpa THAT's what you meant by going out in public!?!? Did they serve IPA? Bc in his beer drinking days McC preferred IPA

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      4. Christopher DeWan‏ @theurbansherpa 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel 1) The frat house was an errand en route to "public." 2) In my beer-drinking days, I too enjoyed a good IPA.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @theurbansherpa

        @theurbansherpa Really? When was the last time you were IRL in a frat house?

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      6. Christopher DeWan‏ @theurbansherpa 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel 1991?

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      7. Christopher DeWan‏ @theurbansherpa 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @theurbansherpa

        @emptywheel Safe to say, I've changed more than they have.

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      2. marie rich‏ @rich_marie 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel My dog told me today that the square root of the hypotenuse is always always Belly Rub. #ThatDogThinksHeKnowsEverything

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @rich_marie

        @rich_marie Pretty sure there's theorem to prove that.

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