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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 1 Feb 2016

    Anyone besides me get to a certain age where you have to do the math to figure out how hold you are?

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      2. Pachacutec‏ @Pachacutec_ 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel in real years or on social media years?

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Pachacutec_

        @Pachacutec_ I guess maybe underlying it is a realization that I may have more tree rings than my personality reflects. I'm secretly Sequoia

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      2. Laffy‏ @GottaLaff 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Yes. And shut up. ; )

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @GottaLaff

        @GottaLaff I believe you meant, "Get off my lawn."

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      4. Laffy‏ @GottaLaff 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel I would have screamed that but I was too busy applying anti-aging cosmetics.

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      2. Karma Police‏ @capeannsky 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel I thought I was 55 the entire year I was 54. A friend made me do the math. 😒👴

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @capeannsky

        @capeannsky Spouse & I have a friend we still often consult to figure out how long we've been married, though we're finally getting that one

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      4. Karma Police‏ @capeannsky 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel It gets like that. At a certain point, it gets blurry. 😏

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      2. ursus arctos‏ @ursus_arctos59 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Everyone, I believe.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ursus_arctos59

        @ursus_arctos59 Is there a particular age when that happens? Or does it vary based on some personal characteristic?

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      4. ursus arctos‏ @ursus_arctos59 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Tends to be linked with not celebrating birthdays as massive events in my experience.

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      1. Malavika Jayaram‏ @MalJayaram 2 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Step 1: check which year we're in. Step 2: minus year of birth from it. Step 3: double take re. actual age (diff from mental)

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      1. wop‏ @WarOnPrivacy 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel I have the elem bicentennial school pic too, so yea.

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      1. Eleanor Saittah ah ah‏ @Dymaxion 1 Feb 2016
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        @emptywheel Fairly shortly after turning 30, yes. Likely some time in my late 20's, too.

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      1. hollyeh‏ @hollye_h 1 Feb 2016
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        @emptywheel I was born in a year ending with 0. As was my mother. (My father was born in a year ending in 5).

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      2. Ian Welsh‏ @iwelsh 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Harumf. Youngsters these days can't math. In my day...

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      3. Rev.Paperboy‏ @revpaperboy 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @iwelsh

        @iwelsh @emptywheel harumph! You youngin' today with your fancy math and arabic numerals. In my day we didn't usually live much past XXXXVII

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      4. Rev.Paperboy‏ @revpaperboy 1 Feb 2016
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        @iwelsh @emptywheel if we wanted to know how old we were back in the day, we had to cut off an extremity and count the rings!

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      1. WIIIAI‏ @WIIIAI 1 Feb 2016
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel I do the math, subtracting birth yr from current yr and declare that my age, even though my b-day is in 2nd half of the year.

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