Actually got upset at my parents for trying to sell me on this obviously made-up Santa thing, at which point they (happily) gave up.
@normative I told my cousins Santa was a lie and they and my aunt and uncle still complain about my having done so.
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@emptywheel@normative I raise my kids as proper American materialists. They want stuff. We make lists. They choose. Prioritize. Val lessons -
@TrueFactsStated Fr age 4 - 6 I asked only for Baby Alive for both birthday & Xmas. Never got it. Prolly ruined me on all counts@normative -
@emptywheel@normative buy it for yourself now. You may be surprised at how good it makes you feel. -
@TrueFactsStated My bro bought me one when I was 28. I turned out to be a horribly neglectful Baby Alive mom.@normative -
@emptywheel@TrueFactsStated Also, that sounds like some horror movie shit. "Baby Alive"? -
@normative Right: the baby that poops and pees. Empathy for my 4 year old self makes me sad I'm so opposed to Hello Barbie@TrueFactsStated -
@emptywheel@normative I see years of therapy in your future.
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@emptywheel@normative Don’t be naughty in Holland, or Zwarte Piet will beat you with a rod and make you live with the Moors in Spain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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