"I have never defecated on a floor even privately." Lmaopic.twitter.com/Zwz5Qs5iNe
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@emptywheel @onekade now that's some good stuff. How would you like to be in the position of defending yourself re: pooping on the floor?
@emptywheel @onekade there's absolutely nothing wrong with peeing in the woods. Or the back yard after dark.
@emptywheel @onekade and you don't wipe with poison I've or poison oak.
@emptywheel @onekade I suppose there are worse things though.
@emptywheel @onekade Maybe he doesn't realize everyone, including lawyers, know that "defecated" and "poop" mean the same thing.
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