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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    1. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015

      Today is the festival of St. Augustine, who never did get over stealing those pears when he was a kid.

      2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
    2. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
      Replying to @pastordan

      Not surprisingly, Augustine thought kids were born bad, too. Everybody celebrate by hating yourself!

      2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
    3. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
      Replying to @pastordan

      Augustine had a horror of sex, too. His illegitimate son was named "Adeodatus," which means "Gift of God" in Latin.

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    4. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
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      Augustine had no idea how that kid got there.

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    5. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
      Replying to @pastordan

      Augustine spent 15 years dithering over chastity, then sent Adeodatus' mother away so he and the kid could move in with his mother.

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    6. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
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      Then he spent almost forty years arguing with everyone under the son. Despite that, they made him Bishop of Hippo.

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    7. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
      Replying to @pastordan

      No, not Hippos, dammit, Hippo. Though hippos being foul-tempered, that might have been appropriate too.

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    8. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
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      Augustine wrote a 500-page book on nuh-uh, shut up, Christians are not responsible for the fall of Rome either!

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    9. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
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      Then he wrote another honker on the Trinity that ended with "But I could be wrong about that."

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    10. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
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      Martin Luther was an Augustinian monk. That should tell you something.

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 28 Aug 2015
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      @pastordan my dad was an Augustinian monk. Well, seminarian. Does that tell you anything?

      8:52 AM - 28 Aug 2015
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        1. Daniel Schultz‏ @pastordan 28 Aug 2015
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          @emptywheel You're a just war crank, not a pacifist crank?

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