The news is dark today. The lava lamp on my desk is cheering me up.pic.twitter.com/5wNc6Dm3t9
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The news is dark today. The lava lamp on my desk is cheering me up.pic.twitter.com/5wNc6Dm3t9
@JuliaAngwin And yes, the button behind my lava lamp says what you think it says.
@JuliaAngwin I'm assuming that's NOT your daughter's marketing material?
@emptywheel @JuliaAngwin Maybe it's her random number generator?
@runasand @emptywheel It is indeed my great dream to find a lava lamp random number generator. For now, she uses dice.
@JuliaAngwin @emptywheel Maybe @micahflee can write an article about that next.
@runasand @JuliaAngwin @emptywheel extracting true random numbers from lava lamps is legit http://arxiv.org/abs/1005.4117 pic.twitter.com/MUDIwwnfYO
@micahflee @JuliaAngwin @emptywheel I know! I was doing some research into this a couple of years ago.
@runasand You're all inspiring me to replace the wedding present lava lamp my spouse broke a few years back. @micahflee @JuliaAngwin
@emptywheel @micahflee @JuliaAngwin Now's a good time to ask for a new one.
@runasand Yes, well, I may never see spouse again until he throws a frisbee at it again. @micahflee @JuliaAngwin
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