@ddayen I'll admit, however, I may have a few almonds hidden in a baggie at back of the freezer, like illicit plants I might get busted for.
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@emptywheel I knew it, this is all your fault. Take her away, nut police!1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@emptywheel All almond holders are retroactively guilty, so go try to get yourself immunity from Congress. If not, cuff 'em1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@emptywheel it's just a gateway to cashews and macadamia nuts.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
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@emptywheel What bank are the almond cartels laundering the money through? What does SWIFT say?1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
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@emptywheel what's the statute of limitations on laundering by big red wagon with yellow wheels?1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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