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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    1. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015

      The "it's YOUR fault for eating the produce!" line of attack is pretty impressive trolling too http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2015/04/08/how-california-farmers-are-conserving-water-and-why-youre-the-one-that-ends-up-using-it/ …

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    2. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @ddayen

      @ddayen All my vegetables come from MI so I'm innocent of sin.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    3. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @emptywheel

      @emptywheel I'm guilty, GUILTY!

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @ddayen

      @ddayen I'll admit, however, I may have a few almonds hidden in a baggie at back of the freezer, like illicit plants I might get busted for.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @emptywheel

      @emptywheel I knew it, this is all your fault. Take her away, nut police!

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @ddayen

      @ddayen I didn't BUY them knowing they would take water out of a CA baby's mouth! They've been there forever, hoarded fr when CA had water.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    7. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @emptywheel

      @emptywheel All almond holders are retroactively guilty, so go try to get yourself immunity from Congress. If not, cuff 'em

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @ddayen

      @ddayen If we criminalize almonds only the cartels will benefit.

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @emptywheel

      @emptywheel it's just a gateway to cashews and macadamia nuts.

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
      Replying to @ddayen

      @ddayen I've taking to eating only locally grown walnuts and hazelnuts just to keep my dough out of the hands of the evil almond cartels.

      5:12 PM - 8 Apr 2015
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        2. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015
          Replying to @emptywheel

          @emptywheel What bank are the almond cartels laundering the money through? What does SWIFT say?

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        3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
          Replying to @ddayen

          @ddayen I'm sure Wells Fargo has been laundering almond cartel cash for a century. Bank of America, too.

          2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
        4. David Dayen‏ @ddayen 8 Apr 2015
          Replying to @emptywheel

          @emptywheel what's the statute of limitations on laundering by big red wagon with yellow wheels?

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        5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 8 Apr 2015
          Replying to @ddayen

          @ddayen They don't need one. Some DOJ hack will give immunity so long as they narc out homeowners who're watering to try to sell their house

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