@onekade I want to write a short story on how every dog gets 24 hours when he can speak English with his pack.
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Replying to @emptywheel
@emptywheel i would ask her a million questions about EVERYTHING2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes -
Replying to @onekade
@onekade@emptywheel First order of business here would be to ask my dog her understanding of what "No" really means to her.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @PogoWasRight
@pogowasright@emptywheel ha! i would want to ask my dog, "what do you want to do during the day when I'm not around?" also: "do you <3 me?"1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @onekade
@onekade I worry my pup would just spend the day listing everything I do wrong. "And also, more Brauts and Tots"@pogowasright2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @emptywheel
@emptywheel@pogowasright i hope dogs aren't so judgmental.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @onekade
@onekade By "wrong" he means "not perfectly meeting his needs." As in, "Also I should get as much steak as Beta. More pizza."@pogowasright1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @emptywheel
@emptywheel@onekade@pogowasright mmmm pizza, I like your dog's taste2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
@weems We theorize he lived at a frat b4 he joined our pack. He came loving beer & pizza & only knowing showy tricks @onekade @pogowasright
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